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Hurry now, for a limited time we offer this revolutionary product. THE NUCLEAR HAMMER! This versitile tool is highly portable, the compact, backpack mounted plutonium reactor ways a feather-light 198 pounds! No more pesky extension cords or dying batteries! One unit alone will last 5000 years! Which means it will keep on working long after your decaying corpse has turned to dust! Simply turn the key on the easy to operated control panel and simply hammer away like normal, but with the added "OOMPH!" of radioactivity! Only 100 units left! Call now and get our new low price of $8.7million!
Warning: In the case your nuclear hammer should enter meltdown, jump into the nearest lake. Do not use near corpses, may result in flesh eating zombies. Contains plutonium. Keep out of reach of super villians and children under three years of age. If exposed to contents of core, consult mortician.
(Final project for my Rapid Visualization class....I was given the assignment of creating a powered hand tool that doesn't use standard current or batteries. So I chose to do the most outrageous thing I could think of)
Warning: In the case your nuclear hammer should enter meltdown, jump into the nearest lake. Do not use near corpses, may result in flesh eating zombies. Contains plutonium. Keep out of reach of super villians and children under three years of age. If exposed to contents of core, consult mortician.
(Final project for my Rapid Visualization class....I was given the assignment of creating a powered hand tool that doesn't use standard current or batteries. So I chose to do the most outrageous thing I could think of)
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ROFL!! I love it! I'm an aeroapace weapons physicist, and you may find the following fascinating:
http://www.nature.com/nature/journa...../286364a0.html
http://www.nature.com/nature/journa...../258512a0.html
http://www.nature.com/nature/journa...../241449b0.html
The last paper shows how to reduce the critical mass of plutonium to just 50 milligrams. The first two suggest all sorts of possibilities, from a thermonuclear snowblower to truely economical spacecraft.
http://www.nature.com/nature/journa...../286364a0.html
http://www.nature.com/nature/journa...../258512a0.html
http://www.nature.com/nature/journa...../241449b0.html
The last paper shows how to reduce the critical mass of plutonium to just 50 milligrams. The first two suggest all sorts of possibilities, from a thermonuclear snowblower to truely economical spacecraft.
now delivering as equal a punch as the Goldion Hammer in such a small, convniently sized package.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rauITkQUFzU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rauITkQUFzU
That is a really cool video! Those guys have enough imagination to be areospace weapon physicists. If we hadn't imploded the Soviet Union more quickly than anticipated, the space weapons under development were almost as far out as this! The only program that survived Clinton (barely) is:
http://www.spacedaily.com/news/laser-97a.html
http://www.spacedaily.com/news/laser-97a.html
Your "last 5000 years" phrase reminded me of something from my Project Viking days (1976 Mars landing mission to look for life). After the results of the first experiments came back, it was decided to reallocate some reagents for a different experiment. Experiments couldn't be cancelled, but they could be rescheduled, so some were rescheduled to a few thousand years into the future. About 5,000 years from now the plutonium powered arm on Viking is going to try to reacch out one last time to grab one more sample of Mars's crust - and there will still be enough power to do it!
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