Tik and some buddies formed a band and they know they are going to be famous. They are looking for another guitarist and money to get a van. Their hair is growing longer, they have a great manager in Duncan, a couple of original songs, their own equipment and a great rehearsal space, even their first poochyena "groupie", all they need's a heavy name to throw right in your face!!

"Spike Pit" was suggested, "Bottom Dwellers" ended up as the song "I want to be your bottom dweller", "Les Fruit De Mer" (French for seafood) is high on the list, "Strong Against Rock" had a Spinal Tap vibe but it was nixed by Tik and Snom because against rock types they are not so great. Nothing seems to work.

They need a name with meaning and attitude. These can be hard to find. Anyone have some suggestions for a band name or song titles they could work from? Help! They should be writing tunes but they are stuck all night around my kitchen table naming the band.

And does anyone have a small van they want to sell?

An awesome and spontaneous commission from artist  ManedWolfAshe who started work on this after the mere mention of this old idea.