Even BabyBlank is confused... as they should be. X3

But what if wifey decides that she doesn't want to remarry into great wealth, having found the greatest wealth of them all? A husband that became a raptor to take care of the kids that became raptors after getting infected by the Raptoritus virus??
Maybe the whole family could be raptors!

Raptor Dad - he doesn't bring home the bacon, he brings home the WHOLE HOG!
Raptor Dad - he's from the past, working on a better future!
Raptor Dad - he doesn't need to tap his whole foot - just one toe!
Raptor Dad - he doesn't take his kids to the (Jurassic) park!
Raptor Dad - he's not a chicken, but his descendants are turkeys!
Raptor Dad - he's got the toothiest grin of all!

Raptor Dad!

XD