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Subway YCH for Liam-kun :3
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Don't hesitate, speak to her, you wretched coward. Say something. Anything. Just hurry up, you cowardly bastard, before she gets out. Talk to her! Dunno, ask her the time or ask her for fire- I know you don't smoke, idiot. You may ask her- I don't know either. Shit, how do you address a complete stranger?
C'mon, man. Make a joke. Or tell her somehow she looks familiar to you. I have no idea where you might know her from. That's not the point, dude. You could tell her you knew her from school or from Playboy's page 69- Wait, wait, don't tell her that. Tell her- think about it, man! Think about it! Let her know, you met her in your dreams that always ended just when you wanted to ask her name. Stop! Stop that! It's kind of creepy.
Shit. It's best to let it go. Take a look at her - everything about her is so much more than you are. Speak to her and the last you'll see is her backside. Oh man, that would be awesome though. I'd love to see her rear out of mere curiosity. Yes, yes, you seducer, but way before you have to speak to her at some point. So stop drooling and talk to her, you wretched coward.
H-hi-
Oh, you're purrty eloquent, ain't you. That will have made a real impression on her. Take a deep breath, boy. You look like's your it's first time. C'mon, put out a loose line.
H-hi- I- I mean you also take the subway?
That was the stupidest pickup a female had ever heard. Sit down and shut up before you hurt anyone. No talking anymore. Sit down and look at the floor until she gets out. And then let's forget- what are you doing? Sit down man. What the-
Hi! I- well, I- no, you are beautiful. 😚
C'mon, man. Make a joke. Or tell her somehow she looks familiar to you. I have no idea where you might know her from. That's not the point, dude. You could tell her you knew her from school or from Playboy's page 69- Wait, wait, don't tell her that. Tell her- think about it, man! Think about it! Let her know, you met her in your dreams that always ended just when you wanted to ask her name. Stop! Stop that! It's kind of creepy.
Shit. It's best to let it go. Take a look at her - everything about her is so much more than you are. Speak to her and the last you'll see is her backside. Oh man, that would be awesome though. I'd love to see her rear out of mere curiosity. Yes, yes, you seducer, but way before you have to speak to her at some point. So stop drooling and talk to her, you wretched coward.
H-hi-
Oh, you're purrty eloquent, ain't you. That will have made a real impression on her. Take a deep breath, boy. You look like's your it's first time. C'mon, put out a loose line.
H-hi- I- I mean you also take the subway?
That was the stupidest pickup a female had ever heard. Sit down and shut up before you hurt anyone. No talking anymore. Sit down and look at the floor until she gets out. And then let's forget- what are you doing? Sit down man. What the-
Hi! I- well, I- no, you are beautiful. 😚
Can't help but imagine that guy as the protagonist of your short story :
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/42914629/
It's like Terry_Grimm chose to illustrate it. :)
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/42914629/
It's like Terry_Grimm chose to illustrate it. :)
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