Meet the Infurnationals: Urban Bourbon (Rashaad's Birthda...
Name: Urban Bourbon
Species: Hybridmaster
Age: 29
Likes: Arm wrestling, Juggling, Drinking games, Parkour, Women, Showing off, Belfies, Fart jokes, Twerking, Mixing drinks, Breakdancing, Stripteasing, Roast (Comedy), Double Dutch (Jump Rope), Thongs
Dislikes: Puns, Sexism, Transphobes, Clowns (He's Coulrophobic), Jumpscares, Sailing/Cruising (He gets seasick), Seafood, Being rushed
Favorite Food: Crisp Sandwiches
Occupation: Bouncer
Birthplace: Michigan, USA
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Machine Pistol
Title: Violent Soldier of the Concrete Jungle
Fursonal Quote: “NOW LET'S GET BIZZAAAAY!”
Mr. H: "Daaaammmmmn, another cow?! Three cows in a row! Again, "Year of the Ox". So, let all that beef sink in. Anywho, introducing our last hero on our creator's birthday. This guy is Urban Bourbon. Just like Big Dipper and Combat Rock, this guy is also a Bouncer. Not only that, he does have some stripping in him. So...yeah, you could say he's somewhat of a stripper...pretty often, that is. I mean, he sure loves to show off that thicc-ass body of his. Not gonna lie, even I would wanna hit that. Not to mention, he's an enthusiast when it comes to mixing drinks. Furthermore...he has a machine pistol. That's his weapon of choice, by the way. I mean, that's what he uses when dealing with F.E.N.R.I.'s army. With his trusty, almighty machine pistol he can gun down multiple enemies."
Species: Hybridmaster
Age: 29
Likes: Arm wrestling, Juggling, Drinking games, Parkour, Women, Showing off, Belfies, Fart jokes, Twerking, Mixing drinks, Breakdancing, Stripteasing, Roast (Comedy), Double Dutch (Jump Rope), Thongs
Dislikes: Puns, Sexism, Transphobes, Clowns (He's Coulrophobic), Jumpscares, Sailing/Cruising (He gets seasick), Seafood, Being rushed
Favorite Food: Crisp Sandwiches
Occupation: Bouncer
Birthplace: Michigan, USA
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Machine Pistol
Title: Violent Soldier of the Concrete Jungle
Fursonal Quote: “NOW LET'S GET BIZZAAAAY!”
Mr. H: "Daaaammmmmn, another cow?! Three cows in a row! Again, "Year of the Ox". So, let all that beef sink in. Anywho, introducing our last hero on our creator's birthday. This guy is Urban Bourbon. Just like Big Dipper and Combat Rock, this guy is also a Bouncer. Not only that, he does have some stripping in him. So...yeah, you could say he's somewhat of a stripper...pretty often, that is. I mean, he sure loves to show off that thicc-ass body of his. Not gonna lie, even I would wanna hit that. Not to mention, he's an enthusiast when it comes to mixing drinks. Furthermore...he has a machine pistol. That's his weapon of choice, by the way. I mean, that's what he uses when dealing with F.E.N.R.I.'s army. With his trusty, almighty machine pistol he can gun down multiple enemies."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Cow
Size 1280 x 1261px
File Size 219.5 kB
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