ROFL thats halarious.. I once spilled the melted contents of an icy hot container on me before a soccer game x.x having a water hose in your shorts isn't very attractive.

But it can be funny at the pool if you play it right. XD

yeah...I used to work with a guy who told me that he once thought it a good idea to use Ben Gay as anal-lube with his wife...well, i gotta tellya' I rarely have laughed so hard as when this guy, with a thick jamaican accent, was imitating his wife going "Oh, Aye, my ass is on Fiyuh!!!!"

Also, i once put icy-hot on my balls while spanking the monkey, thinking it'd feel really good.....well, results of THAT experiment? I DONT RECOMMEND IT! I ran right to the shower, and I swear, you just cant rinse that burning sensation away, nomatter how hard you scrub...you just gotta ride it out...

I have a friend who, with the help of his girlfriend has compiled a growing list of bad ideas to use as lube. Yes, Ben-gay and icyhot are on that list. Also head and shoulders and toothpaste of varying types. lol

hmmm....eeeenteresting!

One thing i find DOES work well, though....BUTTER!

Plus it tastes great on flesh as well!

I prefer flavored oils. Massage oils especially. I'm one of those rare guys I guess that likes making a girl feel good every way I can. lol

I just like mixing food items with sex cuz i'm always hungry...