Red: hey bro?

Blue: Yea?

Red: Remember earlier during that capture the flag game when you shot me in the shoulder?

Blue: ........nope.

Red: Dude I SAW you! I know your the one who shot me!

Blue: Hey! If its any consolation...I was aiming for your face.

Red: Oh really? Thats so thoughtful of you.

Blue: What can I say? I have a big heart.

Red: i love you bro.

Blue: Dont ever say that again.

Red: ...your a real dick sometimes.

Blue: I know, I love switching in and out like that.

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Idk lol