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Real Name: Ryan Chad Gaertner
Age: 24
Sex: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Family: Red is his brother, Mother and Father became pot farmers, Sister became an alcoholic.
Personality: The older of the 2 Gaertner soldier kids, he has a more relaxed thinking than his younger sibling, thouhg he is shown to be quite a coward on, and off the battlefield and he sometimes uses his brother as a human shield claiming he "Needs" his good looks to be preserved. He attended a short book signing for his popular book "A day in the life of me, the guy who randomly took the time to write this book full of nonsense while magicly swindling you out of your money, haha you douchebag." After all the lawsuits and angry letters about being called douchebags, Blue escaped all of this by being drafted into the U.N.S.C with his brother Red. Ironically the 2 were put on oppsoite factions for the Red Vs Blue Civil War, strangely enough, the 2 of them get along just fine.
Blue is my character
Age: 24
Sex: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Family: Red is his brother, Mother and Father became pot farmers, Sister became an alcoholic.
Personality: The older of the 2 Gaertner soldier kids, he has a more relaxed thinking than his younger sibling, thouhg he is shown to be quite a coward on, and off the battlefield and he sometimes uses his brother as a human shield claiming he "Needs" his good looks to be preserved. He attended a short book signing for his popular book "A day in the life of me, the guy who randomly took the time to write this book full of nonsense while magicly swindling you out of your money, haha you douchebag." After all the lawsuits and angry letters about being called douchebags, Blue escaped all of this by being drafted into the U.N.S.C with his brother Red. Ironically the 2 were put on oppsoite factions for the Red Vs Blue Civil War, strangely enough, the 2 of them get along just fine.
Blue is my character
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Ugh... God... its like... whered i put that dvd of season three? The reds and blues are working together now! You cant hope to defeat us! FF... Blah blah blah yatta yatta.... Meat shield... Ok... Hey guys you want your flag? ::Look at the maroon guy:: Hes the one that has it! ::Looks at purple guy with rocket launcher:: Something about freedom... T bagging... And bomb goes off.
Church: Great another genius like caboose... ::Looks at red::
Caboose: Did someone call my name?
Church and tucker: NO.
Caboose: aww..... ::Walks away::
Sarge: Wait... Why do you two cooperate anyway? we hate the blues guts.
Church: Yeah and were not fans of the reds either.
Tucker: Sarge killed my kid and Church's girlfriend.
Church: -_-U Tucker that was on a need to know basis. and they didn't need to know.
Tucker: Don't judge me.
Grif: What are you guys doing out here anyway? besides not getting mortally wounded by one of sarge's brilliant plans...
Sarge: Why i autta...
Caboose: Did someone call my name?
Church and tucker: NO.
Caboose: aww..... ::Walks away::
Sarge: Wait... Why do you two cooperate anyway? we hate the blues guts.
Church: Yeah and were not fans of the reds either.
Tucker: Sarge killed my kid and Church's girlfriend.
Church: -_-U Tucker that was on a need to know basis. and they didn't need to know.
Tucker: Don't judge me.
Grif: What are you guys doing out here anyway? besides not getting mortally wounded by one of sarge's brilliant plans...
Sarge: Why i autta...
::Later...::
Grif's sister: Whohoo! Another guy! Now we can have a threesome!!
Tucker: YEAH!!!
Church: No.
Grif's sister and Tucker: Aww...
Caboose: Does that mean im not the newbie anymore?
Church: No... he's higher ranked than you. your still the newbie...
Caboose: Can i still have cookies and milk?
Church: Yes....
Caboose: YAY!!! ::Runs off::
Church: Idiot...
Grif's sister: Whohoo! Another guy! Now we can have a threesome!!
Tucker: YEAH!!!
Church: No.
Grif's sister and Tucker: Aww...
Caboose: Does that mean im not the newbie anymore?
Church: No... he's higher ranked than you. your still the newbie...
Caboose: Can i still have cookies and milk?
Church: Yes....
Caboose: YAY!!! ::Runs off::
Church: Idiot...
X: When you run outta food on this wasteland you'd do ANYTHING to get a bite.
Church: Ah Blue let me introduce you to X. He's the advanced android of the bunch. Lopez is nothing compared to him.
X.
A good sized android bigger than anyone on base. Designed after a Gundam mech. But much smaller.
His code name was unit 001. But everyone calls him X. He's been in the blue army for a while now after his retirement from the Gundam army. His designers outfitted him with mostly weapons from the current time after he was thrown back in time. His power source is the same as that from a Spartain armor suit. Hes fast, spry and can fly. But just don't piss him off. He's never rally gotten into a fight because hes not really into the fact that he could take out a whole army... But still he's there when you need him. Incredibly smart well armored and equipped with high impact shields.
Church: So X What you doing up?
X: Caboose was messing with my weapons again... I had to scare him away.
Caboose: scARY MONSTER IN the base.....!!! ::Yells Caboose running in a circle then running away::
Church: Sigh... Id really love to put a bullet in his armor plated hide but magically... he survives somehow.. Hes got two purple hearts...
Church: Ah Blue let me introduce you to X. He's the advanced android of the bunch. Lopez is nothing compared to him.
X.
A good sized android bigger than anyone on base. Designed after a Gundam mech. But much smaller.
His code name was unit 001. But everyone calls him X. He's been in the blue army for a while now after his retirement from the Gundam army. His designers outfitted him with mostly weapons from the current time after he was thrown back in time. His power source is the same as that from a Spartain armor suit. Hes fast, spry and can fly. But just don't piss him off. He's never rally gotten into a fight because hes not really into the fact that he could take out a whole army... But still he's there when you need him. Incredibly smart well armored and equipped with high impact shields.
Church: So X What you doing up?
X: Caboose was messing with my weapons again... I had to scare him away.
Caboose: scARY MONSTER IN the base.....!!! ::Yells Caboose running in a circle then running away::
Church: Sigh... Id really love to put a bullet in his armor plated hide but magically... he survives somehow.. Hes got two purple hearts...
X: You don't know caboose like we do.
Church: Yeah... I mean remember the time loop?
X: Took me forever to reset my internal clock. Gave me one hell of a power boost tho. Remember when i disappeared for three days?
Church: ...Yeah?
X: I actually flew to get remodeled. Then i flew back here. (Actually looks more like an Armored core model. Not a gundam model. I'll post the pic later.)
Church: Wait you went all the way to central command and didn't tell us?!
X: Nope.
Church: I hate you.
X: ::Pulls out shotgun:: Say what?
Church: Uhh... Your the most valued member of our team... and i dunno what wed do without you.
X: I thought thats what you said. ::Puts shotgun away. Looks to Blue:: I dont put up with any shit from any of these ditz's. Caboose is the only exception. I've tried to kill him. Mystic quarter beware...
Church: Yeah... I mean remember the time loop?
X: Took me forever to reset my internal clock. Gave me one hell of a power boost tho. Remember when i disappeared for three days?
Church: ...Yeah?
X: I actually flew to get remodeled. Then i flew back here. (Actually looks more like an Armored core model. Not a gundam model. I'll post the pic later.)
Church: Wait you went all the way to central command and didn't tell us?!
X: Nope.
Church: I hate you.
X: ::Pulls out shotgun:: Say what?
Church: Uhh... Your the most valued member of our team... and i dunno what wed do without you.
X: I thought thats what you said. ::Puts shotgun away. Looks to Blue:: I dont put up with any shit from any of these ditz's. Caboose is the only exception. I've tried to kill him. Mystic quarter beware...
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