Blue: Oh my God....we're...at the freaking spa man....

Red: I know man....it feels good...being all...massaged and stuff....

Blue: yea.....What the...is that...a waiter...? Nah....HOLY FUCK ITS MASTER CHIEF!

Red: WHAT WHERE I CANT SEE HIM!!!!

Blue: DAMNIT RED I TOLD YOU NOT TO STARE INTO THAT LIGHT FOR TOO LONG! IT MESSES YOUR VISOR UP!

Red: I couldnt help it dude it was so bright!!!

Blue: *sigh* Well the Chief's gone anyway, lets just go home.

Red: ummm....I cant....

Blue: What? Why not?

Red: Ummm.......

Blue: Jesus dude what is it?

Red: Your not gonna like it....

Blue: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TELL ME WHAT IT IS ALREADY!

Red: ....i wet my armor....

Blue: ............God...........

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Yea....it happened XD