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IRL Humor - In You 2

By Jyinxx,
posted 15 years ago Anime Artist | Support me with Shinies!

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can someone tell me Y its so hard to get laid anymore D:
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at this rate maybe in about 2 years we might be able to stop with the jokes and get somewhere XD lol

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Osprey Hawk ~osprey

Goldie Pheasant's #1 Fan

15 years ago

Seems he's a "gold digger"

Agathos ~agathos

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

But he ain't messin with no.....nevermind.

genius comment though. got some chuckles. :D

Red0991 ~red0991

Musician

15 years ago

Looooovvee youuuuu :)

Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

>.> creeper...

BriskfulStorm ~briskfulstorm

Writer

15 years ago

*imitates the Scooby Doo villain named The Creeper* xD

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BriskfulStorm ~briskfulstorm

Writer

15 years ago

That's what Youtube is for. :3

Demon87 ~demon87

Photographer

15 years ago

Agreed, I watch the old Swatz Katz show on youtube.

JitterbugJive ~balddumborat

Dumb shapeshifting alien

15 years ago

At least he's been in every orifice.

naimj33 ~naimj33

15 years ago

you forgot the butt

Osprey Hawk ~osprey

Goldie Pheasant's #1 Fan

15 years ago

Belly button

firefox232 ~firefox232

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Jeepers creepers! Where did you get those peepers? Jeepers Creepers! Where did you get those eyes?

AnkokuTheBlackHeart ~ankokutheblackheart

Digital Artist

15 years ago

OMFG Your icon XD

firefox232 ~firefox232

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

glad you like it it was made for me by my mate! ^_^

Black-Winged-Eevee ~black-winged-eevee

Watcher

15 years ago

Very romantic there Red xD

Red0991 ~red0991

Musician

15 years ago

I thought so :D

Black-Winged-Eevee ~black-winged-eevee

Watcher

15 years ago

I'm SO trying that out with my GF though xDD

She'll probably "Ground" me for a while, but lol xD

Felinix ~felinix

Watcher

15 years ago

"Ground" you into paste you mean?

Black-Winged-Eevee ~black-winged-eevee

Watcher

15 years ago

Perhaps so. :P

SkittlestheFox ~skittlesthefox

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

lol your very very funny XD this looks like something science would pull off when he and Tonga were to get intimate XD lol

x-Azeriel-x ~x-azeriel-x

Digital Artist

15 years ago

XDDDDD
your a unique guy, and she knows how to capture it on paper
Loving your comic hun <3

KazeWolf ~kazewolf

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

GBWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH YOU BRILLIANT SON OF A BITCH

angelonight ~angelonight

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

*snort*
ROFLMFAO!
Wow!
Just Wow!
Great expressions Dear.
Kick his ass, next time.

NaziKitty ~nazikitty

Watcher

15 years ago

It's obvious that he's the woman in the relationship.

He ignores your requests for sex because it's his period, or something :P

tluthal ~tluthal

Digital Artist

15 years ago

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...

but you'd better not pick your girlfriend's nose! XD

Tirith ~tirith

Musician/Doodler

15 years ago

*giggles*

Ophelius ~ophelius

Musician

15 years ago

This is a triumph.

T K ~topazknight

Artist

15 years ago

Im making a note here, huge success!!

avorin ~avorin

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

it's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

kingoneox ~kingoneox

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

C-C-COMBO BRRRRREAKER

kilroywuzheere ~kilroywuzheere

Watcher

15 years ago

I can't let you do that Star Fox.

kingoneox ~kingoneox

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

SHUT UP ITS A LIE!

AnkokuTheBlackHeart ~ankokutheblackheart

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Do a barrel roll!

sorry. someone had to say it

MKbuster ~mkbuster

Art Whore

15 years ago

Furvert101 ~furvert101

Writer

15 years ago

........ no comment for the last panel X3

Kingman ~kingman

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Xizzy...that's what ducktape and handcuffs are for. :P

Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

... i tied him up after that actully ... XD

Kingman ~kingman

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Lucky guy. :P

vixenchan ~vixenchan

Writer

15 years ago

pweeese pweese may i hit him with a pillow tell the stupid is all gone?

Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

sure XD

vixenchan ~vixenchan

Writer

15 years ago

REALY *gets pillow gives you one too and starts to hit red tell he stops being stupid*

Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

15 years ago

Yer gonna need a LOT of pillow, methinks.

arrowex ~arrowex

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

at least he loves you! he could be worse! plus it makes for good stories!

VorishWolf ~vorishwolf

Art Whore

15 years ago

lmao XD i'm sorry this is hilarious

Taggs-TC ~taggs-tc

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

hm, I can never full view these.

Shadifett ~shadifett

Freelance Artist

15 years ago

you can always ask him if he wants you inside him....

and then take your fist and ram it up his ass....and see how he likes it ^^

Kingman ~kingman

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Reminds me of a friend of mine, she used a dildo to wake up her boyfriend one morning...strangely enough they are still together.

Rylice ~rylice

Digital Artist

15 years ago

At least he's honest.

Blaze150 ~blaze150

Photographer

15 years ago

Fakeout and bam! Gotcha again! You REALLY need to pay Red back sooner or later Xiz...I'll gladly toss over any evil ideas I think up.

ScottWolf ~scottwolf

Writer

15 years ago

Pain usually follows that. Primarily his pain.

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Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

... yeaahhhhh.... >.> all my IRL humor are... hence the name XD

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Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

its put up to make everyone laugh XD
dont feel bad i tied him up and made him feel really bad about not takeing it himself when he could XD

Graphite ~graphite

Doodler

15 years ago

Think of it this way... how many holes could he possibly poke you in before he gets the right one :P

Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

. . . O_O;;;

BlindFox ~blindfox

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

rofl that reply to the comment above made me laugh more than the comic xD

Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

Kimono_skunk ~kimonoskunk

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Reply of the YEAR Right there.....

cant stop laughing.... till I wheeze....

Kimmyskunk

Zeek-Illuser ~zeek-illuser

Writer

15 years ago

Eventually he'll run out of places to poke you

kingoneox ~kingoneox

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

are you suuuure? :O

Zeek-Illuser ~zeek-illuser

Writer

15 years ago

let's just hope he doesn't poke her in the eyes...

Kimono_skunk ~kimonoskunk

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Mebee the other ear, Id bet....

Kimmyskunk

Sexy_Chickennugget ~sexychickennugget

Digital Artist

15 years ago

LOL hehehe got to love it when it works twice ;)

-=G=-

CyberDiver ~twistedinferno

Shark Enthusiast

15 years ago

XDDDD He's seriously going to be lucky if he can keep a single finger on either of his hands if he keeps this up. XDDD

Still, I can't help but feel sorry for you Xizzy.

Fluffy433 ~fluffy433

Art Whore

15 years ago

If a nose poke equals death i cant think what would happen to him after he did this... Red give ur mate lovins not nose pickins D:
This was very funny though, and on a side note if anything bad happens he knows it'll end up in the IRL comics :3

leviadragon99 ~leviadragon99

Watcher

15 years ago

Way to break the mood red...

kingoneox ~kingoneox

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

i must be the only one commenting about the first several pages!!!

>.>
i know im a perv

darkaggron ~darkaggron

Writer

15 years ago

More epic win. Your mate is awesome

Kajet ~kajet

Watcher

15 years ago

I LOL'D, didn't expect there to be a part two, much less a part two that's just as funny.

Arkas ~arkas

Writer & Internet Goober

15 years ago

Sadly.. I'd probably do that every now and then IRL too. XD

Wolfman-Al ~wolfman-al

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Oh god, he even topped the first one?
Ingenious!
I have to take notes for my girfriend...

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

15 years ago

Nova22 ~nova22

Writer

15 years ago

OMG LOL XD

Azurion ~azurion

Art Whore

15 years ago

Heh, I wish I had a girlfriend to even make jokes with T-T

tigerdemon ~tigerdemon

Watcher

15 years ago

lol so lets see how many holes he gets wrong before he gets it right !! ',..,'

Zura_Rozier ~zurarozier

Crafter

15 years ago

Too funny! I bet at this point he's lucky you didn't try to bite his fingers off!

kaine75 ~kaine75

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

wow...i dont know wether to laugh or feel sorry fopr ya ^^;;

WolfeSong ~wolfesong

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Well it doesn't hurt to take things semi-slow now and then. The anticipation can make it all the sweeter.

OR just being really backed up sexually. Either one.

tkn156 ~tkn156

Art Whore

15 years ago

Red isn't male ... He passed up sex for a joke! Quick look for zippers to his skin suit or devices used to contact the mothership! X3

Demon87 ~demon87

Photographer

15 years ago

Another one he got you again. But I heard you tired him up after so you got a little payback maybe

Sandwich-Anomaly ~kaostheory901

Sandwich Anomaly

15 years ago

Own3d!

double own3d!

Xianos ~xianos

Art Whore

15 years ago

If my man did that to me, I make him build a dog house before he sleeps in it.

naughtykyuubi69 ~naughtykyuubi69

Watcher/and tinkerer

15 years ago

oh bwahahaha! That's so damned funny! It made my day!

phoenixfire21 ~phoenixfire21

Watcher

15 years ago

ROFLMAO XDDD

lightanddarkdragonman ~lightanddarkdragonman

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Looks like you fell for it again.

AnimeMuch ~animemuch

Anime Artist

15 years ago

You need to set the mood, or when he has morning wood you can rape him then ;).

Sable_P ~sablep

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Nothing says romance like stuffing your fingers up your lovers nose XD

keeperofjunk ∞keeperofjunk

Lord of COVA

15 years ago

lol

Timbe ~timbe

15 years ago

I know the feeling. D: Funny. ♥

Ghostbane ~ghostbane

Writer

15 years ago

Only a couple as gewfy as you two XD

WarlordMike ~warlordmike

Writer

15 years ago

(skips the snicker phase and goes right to the laughing) XD

I'm sorry...so sorry! I can't help myself! X3
Keep the funnies coming, Xizzy! Can't wait to see more! (hug) ^w^

serpenttao ~serpenttao

Purveyor of punches

15 years ago

Moar major respect :')

ktsukami31 ~ktsukami31

Art Whore

15 years ago

Your still a virgin... thats good....damn good

Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

XD i wish

ktsukami31 ~ktsukami31

Art Whore

15 years ago

oh...^^;

Seth-Rah ~seth-rah

TF Enthusiast / Artist

15 years ago

OUCH O.o

MasterZero ~masterzero

Digital Artist

15 years ago

damn... just damn ^^;

kuraixoji ~kuraixoji

Photographer

15 years ago

nope u didnt fall for it. too bad he did it anyway XD

Serth ~serth

Traffic Cone Orator

15 years ago

hawt! Xizzy ish getting laid11!!

Soon... soon my plans will come to fruition... then, the xizz-child will bring about the great cleansing... GAH! I'VE SAID TOO MUCH!

-deneuralizes-

Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

LOL OMGG AHAHAHA

Nerxual_Oh ~nerxualoh

Digital Artist

15 years ago

This is what you do to control your guy, pinch his nipples, poke him really hard or/and say no sex for a month.

Keroascrazy ~keroascrazy

Digital Artist

15 years ago

th no sex art they tend to turn around. "you can't last that long"or "you'll be begging.." XD

Nerxual_Oh ~nerxualoh

Digital Artist

15 years ago

True but it works for me sometimes.

Keroascrazy ~keroascrazy

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Damn, block one attack, there comes another from a different angle.
Mymans the same way. Dx

transporter ~transporter

Watcher

15 years ago

The jokes never end me and

jenkitty20 are 4 years in and I still haven't stopped lol

Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

... D: noooo

four-zero ~four-zero

Writer

15 years ago

didn't someoen say that atleast Red didn't do this in the last comic?

Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

yeah... XD i was like... omg... *Face palm*

Error302 ~error302

Watcher

15 years ago

in the next comic the punchline will be red getting into a miniaturized submarine like in "fantastic voyage" and injecting himself into your bloodstream.

Lexi_Shiger ~lexishiger

Anime Artist

15 years ago

completely epic....and yes it is hard to get laid now adays >_>

zaffy2005 ~zaffy2005

Furry

15 years ago

Don't know why, but I can never get the IRL uploads to go full size. I can see the thumbnail in the gallery, I can see the small version on the image page, but if I click to enlarge or click "download" all I ever get is the red x. But it only happens with your IRL pieces. Everything else works fine.

Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

that is really weird i dont do anything different with them

zaffy2005 ~zaffy2005

Furry

15 years ago

Very strange. Not sure if it's a quirk on the part of FA or my computer.

Momo_Hagurashi ~momohagurashi

Writer

15 years ago

oh lol :p

LabrnMystic ~labrnmystic

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Sadly? But they're so interesting and fun stories to tell! :D

Besides, be glad he doesn't do the Dane Cook "flick you in the eye" move. XD

VARMENT ~varment

Art Whore

15 years ago

the 4th time should work.

zamaste ~zamaste

Photographer

15 years ago

for some reason i cant see any of the pictures in this series

VixonAzaria ~vixonazaria

15 years ago

loil love it, guess you just got to 'spice' it up ever now and again, bedroom romance just an't what it used to be !

Dusty ~dusty

Adventurer

15 years ago

I had a similar incident when I wanted to have some fun with my hun, but he wanted to sleep more. When I kept nagging him to do the naughty with me, he just grumbled "You have a dildo, use it." So I did...I don't think he liked getting it in the butt like I'd expect him to. ^_^;

Jyinxx ~xizana

Anime Artist

15 years ago

HAHAHAHA

Dusty ~dusty

Adventurer

15 years ago

And another time, when he was sleepy and I was frisky, I leaned over and whispered into his ear. "Guess who's horny?" and he muttered back "Will Ferrell?"

...God I can't stand that actor. That's a hell of a way to kill a mood. ^_^;