Jennifer's mom Barb decided to go for a stroll to get away from the din of the reception. Walking along in the woods, she realized she was suddenly lost. She could at least hear the reception so she began to slowly make her way towards the noise. "This is NOT what I should be wearing trying to hike in the woods. I cannot believe I let Jenn convince me to have the slit in this dress sewn shut. Gads it is impossible to make any progress."
Just then she arrived at a clear area with a small, slow running, meandering stream through it. Along each side were wide, flat sandy banks. "Perfect, I will just follow the stream for a bit, it must be the one that goes under the bridge by the hall." Barb began quickkly wiggling along, even though the ground was a bit spongy.
With a slurp her feet suddenly sank below the surface. "You must be joking! Come on!" Barb tried to pull a foot up but couldn't. "Damn dress is way too tight to let me goot a foot out. My shoes are ruined for sure. Pretty sure this dress is a loss as well."