This is a gift art for  MisscutieTastic of my latest Captain Frying Pan story.

Narrator: In today's episode we find our fat smelly hairy hero slob.

Captain Frying Pan: HEY! I heard that! I just took a shower last month.

Narrator: As he using his magic frying pan to smack away giant evil flying air sharks created and sent by the evil goldfish super genius Professor Fishbowlhead.

Professor Fishbowlhead: Soon I will use my sharks to take over these land walking air breathers and then I will rule not just land and sea but the air as well.

Captain Frying Pan: Not if I can help it fish breath. I'll turn these sharks into sushi when I'm through. * Gets bit on the butt by one of the sharks* YEOW! That is if I can keep my pants on.

Meanwhile Samantha the Persian cat woman watches at Captain Frying Pan breaks free and flies up to the flying air sharks.

Samantha: HEY CAPTAIN WATCH OUT THOSE SHARKS MEAN BUISNESS!

Captain Frying Pan: Well so do I! Time to try out my latest fighting style. SPINNING PAN DASH!

Captain Frying Pan takes his magic frying pan and starts spinning like a toy top smashing against the flying air sharks knocking them all out cold one by one sending them to the sea with all their teeth's knocked out. The now sea sharks felt shamed and embarrassed all swam away as Captain Frying Pan lands back on the ground.

Samantha: Wow! That was incredible. You did a great job on that move.

Captain Frying Pan: * Face turns green* Yeah...but...doing that on a full...stomach was a bad idea. URP! Pardon me!

Captain Frying Pan goes off screen as we can hear him vomiting in the background.

Samantha: Eww! Poor guy.

Captain Frying Pan came back on screen with a can of 7-up in his hand to help with his sick stomach.

Samantha: You feeling better?

Captain Frying Pan: BURP! Much better now! Okay Professor Fishbowlhead its time for you to back to the Altacraz Aquarium for you.

Professor Fishbowlhead: Not so fast Captain you didn't get all of my air sharks! You miss one.

Captain Frying Pan: I did? Where? YII!

He looks up just in time for the last Air Shark was about to bite down on him but he grabs it by the mouth and struggles with it as they both scramble to the ocean and soon the ocean is full of splashing waves and tremendous action. Soon the water calmed down as Samantha and Professor Fishbowlhead sees the dorsal fin of the Air Shark emerging.

Samantha: OH NO! Oh...* starts crying* poor Captain. Even is he is a fat hairy human of a super hero he was the bravest one there is.

Professor Fishbowlhead: HA-HAH! Now that the fat idiot is out of the way I'll make more of my Air Sharks and I will rule the...huh?

Suddenly they saw that the Air Shark was carried by Captain Frying Pan with one hand knocked out cold. The Captain slams the shark down and heads towards Professor Fishbowlhead.

Professor Fishbowlhead: Um...y-your not going to break my fishbowl with your frying pan are you?

Captain Frying Pan: Nah I'm not that kind of guy. Besides I got more sutible punishment for you.

He took his frying pan and touches the robot body of Professor Fishbowlhead and it turned into a pile of white sauce.

Professor Fishbowlhead: Hey you turned my robot body into...into...what kind of sauce is this? AHH! TARTER SAUCE! NO MY WORST NIGHTMARE CAME TRUE! LET ME OUT! TAKE ME TO JAIL! TAKE ME JAIL JUST DON'T LET ME SWIM IN TARTER SAUCE!

Captain Frying Pan: Once again the fishstick's of crime is tame by the tarter sauce of justice! With a hint of lemon!

Samantha: Great now I can do something for you.

Captain Frying Pan: What's that?

Samantha: Find you a shirt that will fit you. What are you a 2 XL?

Captain Frying Pan: * Blushes* Um...I'm...kind of a...5 XL.

The End.

Samantha by  MissCutieTastic

Captain Frying Pan characters artwork and story by me.