Well, well... what have we HERE?

Seems like Principal Poupe here made a pledge that if his students raised $10,000 in the PTO’s first fun run, he would kiss a pig in front of the whole school. Apparently, that was quite the motivator, and the kids came through! Now he has to go through with it, but good sport that he is, he's up to the task!

Except... the two of them have been at it for over ten minutes now, and all the passionate grunting and squealing is starting to make people uncomfortable. The PIG is getting kind of noisy, too.

Uh oh! His wife just stormed out in a huff (that can't be good), and now students and faculty alike are starting to wonder if the fun run was such a good idea, after all.

I'll bet my bottom dollar that this fellow is never working in the education field again, and will be hearing from a divorce attorney shortly. Tough luck.

It's obvious he's been seeing this particular sow on the DL for awhile now, and had her in mind when he made the pledge in the first place. I guess this explains why he was pushing so hard for this idea over the dunk tank. What can we say?

The heart wants what it wants!

(Here is my source for the photomanip: http://evan-brandt.blogspot.com/201.....help-some.html
I didn't have to change much. They both seem to be really into it in the original!)