That's at least the idea Dewbreon has when in a battle he cannot clearly win.

Small backstory: During inspection, some of the soft drink machines did not pass due to being not properly sanitized, which seems unheard of to me. Soft drinks are bad enough as it is, and letting them get dirty? May as well drink sewer water.

Having said that, the Mountain Dew-flavored umbreon developed a new tactic!

Now Forbic is in a pinch. What will he do now? Give the Dewbreon a bath in carbonated water? *snickers*