Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres shows off his chops by depicting one of Art's most popular subjects, the Grande Odalisque.

From ancient Greek pediments to nineteenth-century saloons, it's been a golden opportunity for any horny heterosexual male artist to produce Fine Art while simultaneously getting his rocks off, and few have passed it up.

It's doubly lucky for us that M. Ingres could see the sensuality inherent in a set of trotters, a snout, and a stubby tail. It's too bad it's not full frontal, so we could see how he would handle a double row of teats, but this was the nineteenth century, after all. Can't have everything.