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jsut a funny idea i had about a mystcial creature needing to go for a job interview. what made it worse is this isn't just a unicorn, he is the modern unicorn if you dont get what that means his name is Drake sprinkle magic jelly bean(that last part is all his last name) i think you understnad now
boss"so sir what special skills do you have?"
drake " oh umm i can type 90 words a minute and i know excell, oh and my boogers are jelly beans"
boss "what?!"
drake" ok ok its more like 60 words a minute"
boos" no you idiot WTF do you mean your boogers are jelly beans?"
drake" o its a unicorn thing, i mean i dont smell like strawberry's for nothing"
Boss *had wondersed what the smell was* " what are you talking about your a horse? you have no horn?"
drake " o its because only female virgins can see my true form, think okami but for virgins"
the bosses 15 year old daughter comes out form the corner (daddy daughter work day) "he looks just like a horse to me?" she says with a smug look
drakes ears twitch " o thats because your a natorius whore" he blurts out without thinking (unicorns have virgin radar of course, and she showed up in the negatives)" i mean you had a gang bang over the weekend with 5 otters(unicorn powers rock)
the daughter has a huge blush on her face showing her guilt as father and daughters eyes meet stupified and infuriated
drake" so um...where was i o yes typing
boss"so sir what special skills do you have?"
drake " oh umm i can type 90 words a minute and i know excell, oh and my boogers are jelly beans"
boss "what?!"
drake" ok ok its more like 60 words a minute"
boos" no you idiot WTF do you mean your boogers are jelly beans?"
drake" o its a unicorn thing, i mean i dont smell like strawberry's for nothing"
Boss *had wondersed what the smell was* " what are you talking about your a horse? you have no horn?"
drake " o its because only female virgins can see my true form, think okami but for virgins"
the bosses 15 year old daughter comes out form the corner (daddy daughter work day) "he looks just like a horse to me?" she says with a smug look
drakes ears twitch " o thats because your a natorius whore" he blurts out without thinking (unicorns have virgin radar of course, and she showed up in the negatives)" i mean you had a gang bang over the weekend with 5 otters(unicorn powers rock)
the daughter has a huge blush on her face showing her guilt as father and daughters eyes meet stupified and infuriated
drake" so um...where was i o yes typing
Category All / General Furry Art
Species Horse
Size 784 x 1000px
File Size 90.5 kB
drake " o umm i can type 90 words a minute and i know excell, o and my boogers are jelly beans"
the o before umm should be oh as well as the one before and. lather rinse and repeat as needed
but yeah the cell of a grammar Nazi thats in me screamed sig hiel right in my ear on that one, had to shut him up
the o before umm should be oh as well as the one before and. lather rinse and repeat as needed
but yeah the cell of a grammar Nazi thats in me screamed sig hiel right in my ear on that one, had to shut him up
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