Four years ago, my panzers overran Poland in one week. That was no illusion. In 39 days, my tanks smashed all the way to Paris. That was no illusion. I conquered the Crimea. That was no illusion. Today, I was given a brigade of Tiger tanks. When I have a brigade of tanks, that is reality!

I never claimed to be an artist, no! I am a historian. And I historied, or at least doodled some history. A lovely Panzer 2, with glaring inaccuracy that I now noticed, be it too late to change, doodled at 2am. This is why I don't draw, it doesn't look right. And those tufts on the ground? There plants. Only plants.