Ah, como me fastidian...creeme se oyen peor en español. YA ENTENDI! ES OMNIPOTENTE!

no entiendo porque el..neta qie tiene de especial o que? es demasiado...estupido

Solo porque sus peliculas chorreaban testosterona.

jajaja que gay =P

They're kinda overrated now. They just say that to seem like he's the epitome of manliness. Where also you have Captain Falcon with his FALCON PAWNCH! Bang Shishigami with his FUURINKAZAN!! And being GAR for Archer and practically any other badasses. But why Chuck Norris? He seems more humble than most.

never got the joke really and why making something grand of somebody so dumb and lame that even thinks that evolution doesn't exist? why? why?

We'll never know. But still there are more badass people that deserve their own respective list than Chuck Norris...

indeed

yo me siento asi, pero cuando hablan de i-pad/pod/mac/phone

al menos eso es real =P

no por eso menos fastidioso

chuck norris tiene los 551 pokemon:D

no empieces

trolear es un arte:p

XD

hahaha, casi te atrapa xD!

Heres a Chuck Norris fact.

He was beat up by Bruce Lee.

Hahahahaha.

really?!

Yep XD

But fanboys deny the fact..They cant handle the truth.

hahaha

I just found them... confusing, unamusing, and pointless. They're not even jokes.

yeah just annoying air fillers <_<

who's the bat?
not bat man i suppose?

lol that's a donkey!

oh?!?!?!?
shrek?

lol no! XD

are you sure... i can see some similarities

nope mine is cuter :P

ahaha... but both are nags lol

Wait, this horrible meme crossed language barriers??

I was always more indifferent to them than annoyed by them, but I have to admit I don't understand them. Somehow my younger relatives even know about them. I don't understand how this happened.

Even if it didn't cross into other languages it's still baffling that it's so widespread even if just in English though.

well that's one of the good/bad things of the internet. crap flies muy fast <_<

The jokes are getting old now.

yeah

*Sigh* I see...

^^

stop to say chuck norris X3

you tell him x_X

^^"

XD debo de reconocer que algunas me hicieron gracia...aunque por lo visto antes de Chuck norris ocurrio con MA en del equipo a y ahora con el prota de la serie 24

MA..prota..?

perdon estos dos tios http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._T http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Bauer

aaah ok! XD tambien lo hicieron con ellos? <_<

sip supongo que cogeran a tipo duro del momento para hacerlos

lol que patetico XD

If you know how Mr. von Karma breaks down, you know how I act towards ALL! THOSE! CHUCK! NORRIS! FACTS!
(Even Mr. Chuck Norris, whom is still a stranger to me, felt apalled with the "evolution" "fact," since he is actually a Christian!
/sword-cutting sound effect/)

On the picture itself, you succeeded in making the donkey appear stupid (and what a choice fo animal!) while you showing your apathy.
Although... have I met this donkey in a previous time?

I once made a donkey that it was a hardcore "I hate the wii" gamer but this is another one: an internet drone :P

Reminds me of Yukiko from Persona 4

yuwho? <_<

http://hiimdaisy.livejournal.com/26484.html#cutid1

Scroll down to the part where a girl is wearing crazy glasses

oh XD

Yeah X3

NIce one! I smirk a lot when I hear them.... It is amazing how some peoples can waste time and attention to this thing about C.N.... it is ridiculous... Only the silliest does this and the worse.... They do this with enthusiasm... exactly as this pic...
C.N. certainly thanks for the FREE marketing.....

hahah! I know! how on earth it started and WHY HIM is something I can't get yet <_<

This is perhaps one of the silliest memes ever. Event he Nostalgia Critic cashed in with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcxthg885ZY

damn right! I mean what the hell?

tristemente los chistes de chuck norris estan siendo sobreusados y ya cansan

yo tengo poco de oirlos y nunca entendi el chiste <_<

I was looking at that book the other day, meh.

you say it: MEH

Round house kick meh!

yeah too much of it <_<

LOL

Glad I'm not only one. I even don't know who he is and why should I laugh because these jokes are basically same shit every time I hear them o_O

And that's from someone who is easily amused. Yeah, that bad.

hehehe he is a very very very old action actor of the 80s...a very bad one XD and somehow somebody thought it would be funny to make...that <_<

Yeah someone told me about his films, and they seem take average reviews. How do he get popular then. :| Wonders of Internet?

you bet XD

Ya me cansaron igual a mi. Es como no dejarlos envejecer dignamente.

jaja te apuesto que lo disfruta XD

I love how the character's eyes look in two different directions. I haven't seen that for awhile. It really made me laugh out loud. My youngest nephew was into these Chuck Norris jokes for a while. I thought they wern't funny at all. Well, a few of them were, at first.

yeah me too. the first 2 were "lol that was silly" but after the 3d I was like "ok shut up >:("

I just giggle to hear it. I'm easy to get amused anyway.

By the way, Chuckie kicks your fav. game in teh ASS

hahaha what the f!?

apparently haha XD

Haha, I love Chuck Norris jokes...is that bad that I love it? D:

maybe a little :P

Haha XD

Eh, I don't really get the humour of them...but it's probably to do with the fact that everything I've seen him in either has him as rediculously over the top or it's meant specifically to stroke his ego. Like a comic and that Karate kid rip off.

a karate kid with him?

More a rip off of it. The movie was called Sidekicks and essentially ripped off the same plot but threw in Chuck Norris as the protagonists personal idol.

Genial! ^__^ No entiendo cual es la razon orgasmica por la que los americanos adoran a su chuck... siempre me desespera

jaja quien sabe..aunque es mas bien en chavillos de prepa y en aquellos que nunca crecieron :P

incluyendo a la mayoria de los universitarios donde estudio... "Redneck state" y "Closed-Minded-Christian-ville" XD

chale

I agree, I hate those stupid "facts" about him.

I never found the fun on them..and they labeled me bittered because of it <_<

I've been slapped with that label cause of that too.

bunch of morons >:(

You said it!

Chuck Norris facts; scourge of Internet humor. I prefer Carl Sagan facts.

oh? never heard abou those

pero si eso es como de hace muchos años o.O

yo tengo poco y parece que aun sigue <_<

Have you seen these commercials for Dos Equis?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI58wj4b4g0
It's the same kind of thing and not many are very funny but at least the guy is pretty hot :3

ah yeah...same annoying macho crap XD

oh well at least he is good at something xD

jeje

a poco no? :P

te hubieras reido XDDDD

pero del tipo todo loco por chuck

hahaha wanna look that XD