A Toyota Prius pulls up at the Tucson international airport and as the left door opens, we see TAG jumping out of the car with his backpack and brief case full of money.
TAG: Hey thanks again for giving me a free ride to the airport Mr. Uber Driver.
Uber Driver: My name’s Jeff and you’re welcome. Thank you for not suing me after I hit you with my my car. Twice.
TAG: Eh don’t worry about it. It’s not like you’re the first person who’s hit me with their car.
Uber Driver: Wait What?
TAG: Bye!
Once TAG slammed the car door shut and walked away, he then ventured up the stairs towards the airport entrance only to stop himself for a split second to look up and see the American flag flowing in the wind.
TAG: Well America it’s been fun being here and all, but now I gotta go and start a new life somewhere else. So thanks for everything and hope you solve your economic problems some day…………. Eh who am I kidding no you won’t.
TAG took another step forward, only to suddenly disappear into thin air and then reappear inside the space cruiser.
TAG: What The- WHAT THE HELL?! Where Am I?! How did I get here? Is this-
Samev’Annali: Hi TAG.
Once he heard that, TAG quickly turned around and saw Samev’Annali, Sam & Heather looking at him while standing in one place. Once he saw it was really them, TAG lowered his guard, but also gave off a look of disappointment.
TAG: Samev’Annali……… It’s you…….. So you finally found me huh?… And you even brought your family along with you to help.
Samev’Annali: Yep…….. I sure did…… And believe me it wasn’t easy… I was actually pretty close to loosing you forever until we saw that little news story of yours on the monitor. And once I did, all I needed to do was connect the dots and well… Here we are.
TAG: Well it seems to me that you’ve wasted a pretty large portion of your time trying to do that. Because I didn’t ask for you to come and find me. I made that pretty clear when I left you that note.
Samev’Annali: I know…….…. TAG? Is it okay if we go somewhere privately to talk? There’s a lot that I need to say and it’s really important that you hear it.
TAG: Oh really? And what would that be? That you’re sorry for what you said to me that morning and that you want me to come back home so I can continue being your little punching bag sidekick?
Samev’Annali: I….. Well……. I mean.
TAG: Well Tough Shit. Those days of me being your second banana are over. And besides I wouldn’t want to be anymore of a nuisance to you and your precious Earth family.
Samev’Annali: TAG Please I’m just trying to make things right between us.
TAG: I Don’t Care! Now Leave Me Alone!
Once TAG said that, he then threw his backpack at Samev’Annali, but thanks to her telekinesis she was able to block it, only to then realize that it was just a diversion so that TAG could run over to the control panel and press a button that teleported him out of the space cruiser and back on to the ground. Once TAG was free, he made a run for it while also carrying his million dollar brief case.
Samev’Annali: TAG!
Sam & Heather: Oh No!
Samev’Annali then used her watch to put on her human disguise and then ran to the control panel.
Samev’Annali: You Two Stay Here! I’m Going After Him!
Sam: Samev’Annali Wait!
But before she could listen, Samev’Annali had already pressed the button that teleported her to where TAG was located, and then once she spotted TAG she went after him.
Samev’Annali: TAG Wait! STOP!
While TAG was running he looked behind him and saw that Samev’Annali was gaining on him, so he ran across the street and then jumped onto the bumper of a moving bus.
Samev’Annali knew she wasn’t going to catch up to him on foot, so she takes out her teleport remote and teleports herself on top of the bus. Once she did, she grabs TAG and then teleports them both onto the roof of a near by building that was at least five stories tall.
Samev’Annali: TAG Please Listen To Me!
TAG: PISS OFF!
TAG breaks himself free from Samev’Annali, jumps off the roof and lands onto the roof of another near by building.
Samev’Annali: UGH! It’s just never a dull moment with this guy!
Samev’Annali then chased TAG from roof-top to roof-top for the next six blocks until TAG reached a gap that was too far in between the two buildings.
Samev’Annali: Forget it TAG! It’s too far apart and too high up! You’ll never make it!
TAG: Shows what you know! If I can survive getting kicked by a horse and meeting a mermaid in the ocean then I can survive this!
Samev’Annali: What?!
TAG then jumps off the roof and then reaches far enough to cling himself to the side of the building with one hand, while also carrying his brief case in the other. Once he made it, he started climbing up the wall. Samev’Annali was about to do the same thing, but right as she was about to jump she accidentally trips and falls off the roof instead. Samev’Annali reached for her remote, but then her fingers slipped and it fell out of her hands.
Samev’Annali: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
TAG: SAMEV’ANNALI!!!!
With no time to lose, TAG pushes himself off the wall, drops his million dollar brief case and then falls towards Samev’Annali while desperately reaching his hand out to her. It was too close for comfort, but once Samev’Annali grabbed TAG’s hand, he quickly wrapped his arms around her, redirected their position and then used his own metallic body to break Samev’Annali’s fall…. Once they were on the ground, Samev’Annali & TAG opened their eyes and realized that they were still alive and unharmed.
Samev’Annali: TAG… You saved me back there?… But I thought you hated me?
TAG: What? What are you talking about? Of course I don’t hate you. I might be mad at you, but I wasn’t just going to let you fall to your death like that. I’m your-…… Well I mean, I WAS your robot friend… When you decided you didn’t want me anymore and wished to replace me with your Earth family instead.
TAG then got back up on his feet and started walking away.
Samev’Annali: TAG Wait! Please Listen… You know I would never replace you.
TAG stopped himself from walking, but still continued to look away from Samev’Annali.
TAG: Well that’s what it feels like to me sometimes!
After hearing that, Samev’Annali then looked at TAG with a clear expression of guilt on her face and then after giving it a few seconds, she stood up, took a deep breathe and prepared herself for what she has been holding on to for quite some time.
Samev’Annali: TAG?…… I know that you know what I’m going to say next. But is it okay if I say it anyway? Because there is a lot I need to get off my chest. And I think this will help you out too. That is if you’re still not too mad at me?
TAG: I Am…….. But go ahead anyway. I think I’m ready to listen now.
Samev’Annali: TAG… I’m Sorry……. I really Really am sorry. And I’m not just talking about what I said to you that morning. I’m sorry about everything. I’m sorry I lose my temper with you from time to time. I’m sorry that I called you a pain in the ass. I’m sorry that I forgot our anniversary. I’m sorry that I always put my needs over yours. And most importantly I’m sorry that I hurt you.
Once he heard that, TAG then slowly turned his head and looked at Samev’Annali.
Samev’Annali: You mean a lot to me. In more ways than you know… I never really learned how to be a good friend because you were the only friend I ever had. And if it weren’t for you, I’d never be who I am today. That day when I created you, I didn’t just give you life, you gave me a new life in return. Because in a way you saved me from a life time of misery and loneliness. And I don’t think I ever truly thanked you for that. So right now I’m going to say this… Thank You TAG…. Thank You For Everything.
TAG then turned completely around and gave his full attention to Samev’Annali.
Samev’Annali: And not only that, but I really like everything about you… You’re… You’re Awesome! You’re Fun, You’re Hilarious, You’re Exciting, You’re Optimistic, You’re The Good Kind of Eccentric, You’re Loyal, You’re Un-expecting, You’re So Original and most importantly… You’re A Great Friend. I mean sure I will admit that you do drive me a little batty from time to time, but in a way I could never imagine a better life without that. Without You. I mean who am I kidding, things would have went a lot worse if you weren’t there to help me save our Earth family from Korgolox. And I do mean Our Earth family, because no matter what you say you’ll always be a member of this family. And its just not the same without you. Our lives would be so boring with out. And it’s because of that I’m ashamed of myself for forgetting how much you mean to us. How much you mean to me. Because you’re not just my Robot Friend. You’re not just my Best Friend… You’re My Brother.
Once TAG heard that, his eyes widened as big as they possibly could while also remaining completely silent with no words to say.
Samev’Annali: Well….. That’s all I really needed to say. I mean I could say more, but I think you get the gist of it. So if you still want to go to Japan I won’t stop you, I just wanted to let you know that you’ll always still have a home he-
But before she could finish her sentence, TAG immediately darted towards Samev’Annali and gave her a great big hug. Samev’Annali was surprised, but then grew a great big smile and hugged TAG right back.
TAG: Thanks Samev’Annali…. And you were right. I really did need to hear that.
Samev’Annali and TAG hugged each other for a good whole five minutes and then Samev’Annali wiped the tears off her face.
TAG: Here. I packed some tissues before I left.
Samev’Annali: Thanks.
Then while she was cleaning herself with the tissues, TAG looked behind Samev’Annali and saw The Spirit Of The West appear for a split second to tip his hat off to TAG in respect.
TAG: Huh?!
Samev’Annali: What?
TAG: Uh nothing. It was nothing… Oh Hey!
TAG then ran across the street and retrieved his brief case with the million dollars in it.
TAG: It’s still here and look!
TAG then opens the brief case and shows his million dollars to Samev’Annali.
TAG: I still got my money. Since we’re already here, wanna go paint the town red as they say?
Samev’Annali: Sure I don’t see why no-….. Uh TAG? Why do all these 100 dollar bills have pictures of butts on them instead of Benjamin Franklin?
TAG: What?
TAG then takes a closer look at his money and not only does he see that they’re complete fakes, but also finds a note that says-
Dear Sucker.
By the time you read this, we’ll already be too far gone for you to do anything about it. And you can’t sue us either because the contract you signed allowed us legal permission to rip you off. Good Luck with the rest of your shitty life.
Sincerely The Arizona Circus.
TAG: Of course Arizona ripped me off. In a way it was my fault for not seeing it sooner.
Samev’Annali: Didn’t you check to see if those things were real before you left?
TAG: No.
Samev’Annali: I missed you TAG.
TAG: I missed you too….. Big Sis.
Samev’Annali: Do you wanna go home?
TAG: I’d like that.
Samev’Annali: Alright then.
Samev’Annali then grabbed her teleport remote and teleported them both back to the space cruiser where they were reunited with Sam and Heather.
Heather: TAG your back!
Sam: Nice to see you again little buddy.
Heather gives TAG a big hug, while Sam gives him a pat on the head. Then once they were all ready, Samev’Annali drove the space cruiser back to the Pregali house where they were reunited with Peggy, Martha and The Twins.
Martha: TAG! Welcome Back!
Peggy: Welcome Home Sweetie.
Peggy and Martha gave TAG a hug at the same time and welcomed him back home. Then once Pop pop Joseph came for a visit, The Pregalis decided to have a great big party to celebrate TAG’s return. Everyone was happy that TAG was back and TAG was too.
Five hours later as the party started to die down.
Sam: Phew! Well I don’t know about you guys, but I think I’m all partied out. I’m going to bed.
Heather: Yeah me too. We should probably get the twins to bed as well.
Sam: Okay then. Night everyone! And TAG? I know I’ve already said this to you before, but it’s nice to have you back little buddy. Welcome home.
TAG: Thanks Sam. Much Appreciated.
Heather: Night Everyone. Night TAG.
TAG: Night.
Sam and Heather then picked up the twins and carried them up the stairs as they prepared themselves for bed.
Martha: I think those two got the right idea, I’m gonna go and hit the sack too. Night everyone and welcome back TAG we missed you.
TAG: Thanks Martha. It’s good to be back.
Once Martha left the room, Peggy then placed her hand on Samev’Annali’s shoulder and whispered something into her ear.
Samev’Annali: Whelp I should go to bed too. I have a lot to do tomorrow. Night Grandma.
Peggy: Night Sweetie.
Samev’Annali: And good night to you too TAG. See you in the morning.
Samev’Annali then gave TAG another great big hug, along with a kiss on the cheek and then left the room.
Joseph had already went back home about an hour ago, which meant TAG and Peggy were the only two people left in the living room, sitting together on the couch.
Peggy: So TAG? How does it feel to return home after embarking on such a grand adventure?
TAG: Pretty Good I guess. Although I’m still pretty bummed that I’m not a millionaire. That really sucked.
Peggy: Yeah.
TAG: But besides that, it was a pretty enjoyable experience over all. Both good and bad. I met a lot of people along the way and learned a bit more about myself too. I mean don’t get me wrong, I still have my heart set on traveling to Japan and Switzerland some day, but just not anytime soon. I believe I’m still needed here in the Pregali house.
Peggy: You sure are.
TAG: And do know that I never had anything against the family, I just never felt like I belonged here until now. But after today. I now feel like I do.
Peggy: Hm is that right?
TAG: Huh yeah… Sorry I have no idea why I’m suddenly spilling my guts out to you. I guess I too had some things I was holding on to until now and just didn’t realize it until now.
Peggy: Hey TAG?
TAG: Yeah?
Peggy: Do you really feel like that? Like you now feel like you belong here? In this family?
TAG: ……….. Y-Yes… Why?
Peggy: Because I’ve been a mother for almost 30 years now and when you’ve gained the kind of experience that I have, you pick up on certain things. Like when you know something is wrong with your children, even when they’re not showing it. And I’ve been watching you for quite some time now and I wouldn’t say I’ve figured you out completely, but I do believe that I understand a little bit more about your character. I’ve especially noticed how every time you do your little antics, it’s almost like you’re doing them in a way to make yourself heard. To present yourself. To show everyone that you are here and you wish to be be seen. And though some people might think of that as some form of coping mechanism, I believe it’s more of a form of defense. That you don’t believe that you are worthy of attention… That you’re not worthy of affection or even worthy of anyone’s love. But your wrong. I do believe you are worthy of people’s love. But I don’t think you do.
TAG:……………………….……………………….……………………….……………………………………
Peggy: And for that, I’m sorry that I never realized it sooner. And I’m also sorry I didn’t do anything when you and Samev’Annali were having your little conflict that morning. You were probably suffering and I didn’t do anything about it. And I’m still kicking myself because of it.
TAG: Hey hey it’s fine. Don’t worry about it too much.
Peggy: Well TAG that’s the thing about being a mom, we’re always worried. So for that I’m going to say this to you here and now. Even though I should have said it to you about a year ago… Welcome to our family TAG. You Are Loved.
TAG didn’t say a single word. All he did was look at Peggy and slowly started to smile.
Peggy: Well… That’s all I really needed to say…. Now if you need me I’ll be in the kitchen, cleaning up the place little before I lea-.
But right as Peggy got off the couch, TAG immediately hugged her and wrapped his arms around her waist as tightly as he could with out harming her. Which was not easy for him to do.
TAG:……. Thank you.
In response, Peggy smiled and then hugged him right back.
Peggy: You’re Welcome TAG….. You’re Welcome.
And while TAG and Peggy were having their nice little moment together, we then see Samev’Annali peaking through the door with a tear in her as she saw the whole thing.
And there you have it everybody the end of our story.
THE EN- Oh wait there’s more?!
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We then cut to an entirely new location where we see TAG wearing a tuxedo and sitting on a little folding chair, in the middle of a poorly lit studio set.
TAG: Hey there everyone TAG here. I’m hoping that all of you enjoyed that little story that we made and hope that you got something out of it. Laughs, Cries and maybe even some Thrills. But even though we like to keep it light and fun on this channel, we still feel like it would irresponsible of us to not take the time to talk to you all about a very serious issue. Running Away From Home… Yep that’s right ladies and gentlemen. For you see, even though this is a fictional story that was separated into five parts and posted on Furaffinity which probably means that like what? Only 10 to 15 people are gonna be reading this?
Master Zedarioth: Hey TAG! Stick to the script.
TAG: Alright. And even though this is a fictional story about a little robot running away from home, it was still a story about a kid running away from home. Statistics show that over uh… A large percentage of people in America run away from home. Kids, teenagers, adults, old people with Alzheimer’s, babies, people who are on fire, dogs, cats and even pet turtles all run away from home. And it’s an issue that we need to start thinking about today, right here, right now, at your house. So the next time some one asks you to run away from home, just say no and run away… To your house that is. And if you wish to be more involved in the cause, go to this website at https://www.please don’t run away from your home because it’s not cool.com and contribute to their Patreon. Because we need mone- I mean they need money. I know I’m doing my part. Are you?
???: You can count me in.
TAG: What The? Dylan Minnette?! What the hell are you doing here?
Dylan Minnette: Well TAG as a 25 year old who played a high school student on a Netflix series. Me and the cast would also take part in contributing to a serious cause that we were partly responsible for. And now I wish to be in the spotlight again to help out with any form of cause because I need the work.
TAG: But this isn’t even real. I’m not even real. I’m just a cartoon character that’s just doing a parody of something for a goof… Get the hell out of here you plastic faced weirdo!
Dylan Minnette: Oh Please TAG. Please let me stay here for a little while, I don’t wanna go back to L.A. My producers keep me prisoner in a cold dog cage, in their basement and only feed me vegan cheese and nutrition bars through a paper tube. My poops are so small and firm that they can fit in little empty bean cans that they have scattered all around the floor.
TAG: No! Get away from me!
TAG then started to run away as he was being chased around the studio by Dylan Minnette.
Dylan Minnette: Did I ever tell you about the time I first auditioned for Don’t Breathe? It was awful. I mean Stephen Lang was nice, but Jane Levy would beat me senseless on a daily basis and also force me to poop in empty bean cans.
TAG: I Don’t Care!
Dylan Minnette: And now I kind of like pooping in empty bean cans. Its the only thing that brings me comfort anymore.
TAG then grabbed his folding chair and used it as a shield against Dylan Minnette.
Dylan Minnette: And during the production of season 4, Brain Yorkey would secretly sexually harass the lead actor off set.
TAG: I thought you were the lead actor in season 4? I thought you were the lead in all the seasons?
Dylan Minnette: Now you're getting it.
TAG: HELP!
THE END.
TAG: Hey thanks again for giving me a free ride to the airport Mr. Uber Driver.
Uber Driver: My name’s Jeff and you’re welcome. Thank you for not suing me after I hit you with my my car. Twice.
TAG: Eh don’t worry about it. It’s not like you’re the first person who’s hit me with their car.
Uber Driver: Wait What?
TAG: Bye!
Once TAG slammed the car door shut and walked away, he then ventured up the stairs towards the airport entrance only to stop himself for a split second to look up and see the American flag flowing in the wind.
TAG: Well America it’s been fun being here and all, but now I gotta go and start a new life somewhere else. So thanks for everything and hope you solve your economic problems some day…………. Eh who am I kidding no you won’t.
TAG took another step forward, only to suddenly disappear into thin air and then reappear inside the space cruiser.
TAG: What The- WHAT THE HELL?! Where Am I?! How did I get here? Is this-
Samev’Annali: Hi TAG.
Once he heard that, TAG quickly turned around and saw Samev’Annali, Sam & Heather looking at him while standing in one place. Once he saw it was really them, TAG lowered his guard, but also gave off a look of disappointment.
TAG: Samev’Annali……… It’s you…….. So you finally found me huh?… And you even brought your family along with you to help.
Samev’Annali: Yep…….. I sure did…… And believe me it wasn’t easy… I was actually pretty close to loosing you forever until we saw that little news story of yours on the monitor. And once I did, all I needed to do was connect the dots and well… Here we are.
TAG: Well it seems to me that you’ve wasted a pretty large portion of your time trying to do that. Because I didn’t ask for you to come and find me. I made that pretty clear when I left you that note.
Samev’Annali: I know…….…. TAG? Is it okay if we go somewhere privately to talk? There’s a lot that I need to say and it’s really important that you hear it.
TAG: Oh really? And what would that be? That you’re sorry for what you said to me that morning and that you want me to come back home so I can continue being your little punching bag sidekick?
Samev’Annali: I….. Well……. I mean.
TAG: Well Tough Shit. Those days of me being your second banana are over. And besides I wouldn’t want to be anymore of a nuisance to you and your precious Earth family.
Samev’Annali: TAG Please I’m just trying to make things right between us.
TAG: I Don’t Care! Now Leave Me Alone!
Once TAG said that, he then threw his backpack at Samev’Annali, but thanks to her telekinesis she was able to block it, only to then realize that it was just a diversion so that TAG could run over to the control panel and press a button that teleported him out of the space cruiser and back on to the ground. Once TAG was free, he made a run for it while also carrying his million dollar brief case.
Samev’Annali: TAG!
Sam & Heather: Oh No!
Samev’Annali then used her watch to put on her human disguise and then ran to the control panel.
Samev’Annali: You Two Stay Here! I’m Going After Him!
Sam: Samev’Annali Wait!
But before she could listen, Samev’Annali had already pressed the button that teleported her to where TAG was located, and then once she spotted TAG she went after him.
Samev’Annali: TAG Wait! STOP!
While TAG was running he looked behind him and saw that Samev’Annali was gaining on him, so he ran across the street and then jumped onto the bumper of a moving bus.
Samev’Annali knew she wasn’t going to catch up to him on foot, so she takes out her teleport remote and teleports herself on top of the bus. Once she did, she grabs TAG and then teleports them both onto the roof of a near by building that was at least five stories tall.
Samev’Annali: TAG Please Listen To Me!
TAG: PISS OFF!
TAG breaks himself free from Samev’Annali, jumps off the roof and lands onto the roof of another near by building.
Samev’Annali: UGH! It’s just never a dull moment with this guy!
Samev’Annali then chased TAG from roof-top to roof-top for the next six blocks until TAG reached a gap that was too far in between the two buildings.
Samev’Annali: Forget it TAG! It’s too far apart and too high up! You’ll never make it!
TAG: Shows what you know! If I can survive getting kicked by a horse and meeting a mermaid in the ocean then I can survive this!
Samev’Annali: What?!
TAG then jumps off the roof and then reaches far enough to cling himself to the side of the building with one hand, while also carrying his brief case in the other. Once he made it, he started climbing up the wall. Samev’Annali was about to do the same thing, but right as she was about to jump she accidentally trips and falls off the roof instead. Samev’Annali reached for her remote, but then her fingers slipped and it fell out of her hands.
Samev’Annali: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
TAG: SAMEV’ANNALI!!!!
With no time to lose, TAG pushes himself off the wall, drops his million dollar brief case and then falls towards Samev’Annali while desperately reaching his hand out to her. It was too close for comfort, but once Samev’Annali grabbed TAG’s hand, he quickly wrapped his arms around her, redirected their position and then used his own metallic body to break Samev’Annali’s fall…. Once they were on the ground, Samev’Annali & TAG opened their eyes and realized that they were still alive and unharmed.
Samev’Annali: TAG… You saved me back there?… But I thought you hated me?
TAG: What? What are you talking about? Of course I don’t hate you. I might be mad at you, but I wasn’t just going to let you fall to your death like that. I’m your-…… Well I mean, I WAS your robot friend… When you decided you didn’t want me anymore and wished to replace me with your Earth family instead.
TAG then got back up on his feet and started walking away.
Samev’Annali: TAG Wait! Please Listen… You know I would never replace you.
TAG stopped himself from walking, but still continued to look away from Samev’Annali.
TAG: Well that’s what it feels like to me sometimes!
After hearing that, Samev’Annali then looked at TAG with a clear expression of guilt on her face and then after giving it a few seconds, she stood up, took a deep breathe and prepared herself for what she has been holding on to for quite some time.
Samev’Annali: TAG?…… I know that you know what I’m going to say next. But is it okay if I say it anyway? Because there is a lot I need to get off my chest. And I think this will help you out too. That is if you’re still not too mad at me?
TAG: I Am…….. But go ahead anyway. I think I’m ready to listen now.
Samev’Annali: TAG… I’m Sorry……. I really Really am sorry. And I’m not just talking about what I said to you that morning. I’m sorry about everything. I’m sorry I lose my temper with you from time to time. I’m sorry that I called you a pain in the ass. I’m sorry that I forgot our anniversary. I’m sorry that I always put my needs over yours. And most importantly I’m sorry that I hurt you.
Once he heard that, TAG then slowly turned his head and looked at Samev’Annali.
Samev’Annali: You mean a lot to me. In more ways than you know… I never really learned how to be a good friend because you were the only friend I ever had. And if it weren’t for you, I’d never be who I am today. That day when I created you, I didn’t just give you life, you gave me a new life in return. Because in a way you saved me from a life time of misery and loneliness. And I don’t think I ever truly thanked you for that. So right now I’m going to say this… Thank You TAG…. Thank You For Everything.
TAG then turned completely around and gave his full attention to Samev’Annali.
Samev’Annali: And not only that, but I really like everything about you… You’re… You’re Awesome! You’re Fun, You’re Hilarious, You’re Exciting, You’re Optimistic, You’re The Good Kind of Eccentric, You’re Loyal, You’re Un-expecting, You’re So Original and most importantly… You’re A Great Friend. I mean sure I will admit that you do drive me a little batty from time to time, but in a way I could never imagine a better life without that. Without You. I mean who am I kidding, things would have went a lot worse if you weren’t there to help me save our Earth family from Korgolox. And I do mean Our Earth family, because no matter what you say you’ll always be a member of this family. And its just not the same without you. Our lives would be so boring with out. And it’s because of that I’m ashamed of myself for forgetting how much you mean to us. How much you mean to me. Because you’re not just my Robot Friend. You’re not just my Best Friend… You’re My Brother.
Once TAG heard that, his eyes widened as big as they possibly could while also remaining completely silent with no words to say.
Samev’Annali: Well….. That’s all I really needed to say. I mean I could say more, but I think you get the gist of it. So if you still want to go to Japan I won’t stop you, I just wanted to let you know that you’ll always still have a home he-
But before she could finish her sentence, TAG immediately darted towards Samev’Annali and gave her a great big hug. Samev’Annali was surprised, but then grew a great big smile and hugged TAG right back.
TAG: Thanks Samev’Annali…. And you were right. I really did need to hear that.
Samev’Annali and TAG hugged each other for a good whole five minutes and then Samev’Annali wiped the tears off her face.
TAG: Here. I packed some tissues before I left.
Samev’Annali: Thanks.
Then while she was cleaning herself with the tissues, TAG looked behind Samev’Annali and saw The Spirit Of The West appear for a split second to tip his hat off to TAG in respect.
TAG: Huh?!
Samev’Annali: What?
TAG: Uh nothing. It was nothing… Oh Hey!
TAG then ran across the street and retrieved his brief case with the million dollars in it.
TAG: It’s still here and look!
TAG then opens the brief case and shows his million dollars to Samev’Annali.
TAG: I still got my money. Since we’re already here, wanna go paint the town red as they say?
Samev’Annali: Sure I don’t see why no-….. Uh TAG? Why do all these 100 dollar bills have pictures of butts on them instead of Benjamin Franklin?
TAG: What?
TAG then takes a closer look at his money and not only does he see that they’re complete fakes, but also finds a note that says-
Dear Sucker.
By the time you read this, we’ll already be too far gone for you to do anything about it. And you can’t sue us either because the contract you signed allowed us legal permission to rip you off. Good Luck with the rest of your shitty life.
Sincerely The Arizona Circus.
TAG: Of course Arizona ripped me off. In a way it was my fault for not seeing it sooner.
Samev’Annali: Didn’t you check to see if those things were real before you left?
TAG: No.
Samev’Annali: I missed you TAG.
TAG: I missed you too….. Big Sis.
Samev’Annali: Do you wanna go home?
TAG: I’d like that.
Samev’Annali: Alright then.
Samev’Annali then grabbed her teleport remote and teleported them both back to the space cruiser where they were reunited with Sam and Heather.
Heather: TAG your back!
Sam: Nice to see you again little buddy.
Heather gives TAG a big hug, while Sam gives him a pat on the head. Then once they were all ready, Samev’Annali drove the space cruiser back to the Pregali house where they were reunited with Peggy, Martha and The Twins.
Martha: TAG! Welcome Back!
Peggy: Welcome Home Sweetie.
Peggy and Martha gave TAG a hug at the same time and welcomed him back home. Then once Pop pop Joseph came for a visit, The Pregalis decided to have a great big party to celebrate TAG’s return. Everyone was happy that TAG was back and TAG was too.
Five hours later as the party started to die down.
Sam: Phew! Well I don’t know about you guys, but I think I’m all partied out. I’m going to bed.
Heather: Yeah me too. We should probably get the twins to bed as well.
Sam: Okay then. Night everyone! And TAG? I know I’ve already said this to you before, but it’s nice to have you back little buddy. Welcome home.
TAG: Thanks Sam. Much Appreciated.
Heather: Night Everyone. Night TAG.
TAG: Night.
Sam and Heather then picked up the twins and carried them up the stairs as they prepared themselves for bed.
Martha: I think those two got the right idea, I’m gonna go and hit the sack too. Night everyone and welcome back TAG we missed you.
TAG: Thanks Martha. It’s good to be back.
Once Martha left the room, Peggy then placed her hand on Samev’Annali’s shoulder and whispered something into her ear.
Samev’Annali: Whelp I should go to bed too. I have a lot to do tomorrow. Night Grandma.
Peggy: Night Sweetie.
Samev’Annali: And good night to you too TAG. See you in the morning.
Samev’Annali then gave TAG another great big hug, along with a kiss on the cheek and then left the room.
Joseph had already went back home about an hour ago, which meant TAG and Peggy were the only two people left in the living room, sitting together on the couch.
Peggy: So TAG? How does it feel to return home after embarking on such a grand adventure?
TAG: Pretty Good I guess. Although I’m still pretty bummed that I’m not a millionaire. That really sucked.
Peggy: Yeah.
TAG: But besides that, it was a pretty enjoyable experience over all. Both good and bad. I met a lot of people along the way and learned a bit more about myself too. I mean don’t get me wrong, I still have my heart set on traveling to Japan and Switzerland some day, but just not anytime soon. I believe I’m still needed here in the Pregali house.
Peggy: You sure are.
TAG: And do know that I never had anything against the family, I just never felt like I belonged here until now. But after today. I now feel like I do.
Peggy: Hm is that right?
TAG: Huh yeah… Sorry I have no idea why I’m suddenly spilling my guts out to you. I guess I too had some things I was holding on to until now and just didn’t realize it until now.
Peggy: Hey TAG?
TAG: Yeah?
Peggy: Do you really feel like that? Like you now feel like you belong here? In this family?
TAG: ……….. Y-Yes… Why?
Peggy: Because I’ve been a mother for almost 30 years now and when you’ve gained the kind of experience that I have, you pick up on certain things. Like when you know something is wrong with your children, even when they’re not showing it. And I’ve been watching you for quite some time now and I wouldn’t say I’ve figured you out completely, but I do believe that I understand a little bit more about your character. I’ve especially noticed how every time you do your little antics, it’s almost like you’re doing them in a way to make yourself heard. To present yourself. To show everyone that you are here and you wish to be be seen. And though some people might think of that as some form of coping mechanism, I believe it’s more of a form of defense. That you don’t believe that you are worthy of attention… That you’re not worthy of affection or even worthy of anyone’s love. But your wrong. I do believe you are worthy of people’s love. But I don’t think you do.
TAG:……………………….……………………….……………………….……………………………………
Peggy: And for that, I’m sorry that I never realized it sooner. And I’m also sorry I didn’t do anything when you and Samev’Annali were having your little conflict that morning. You were probably suffering and I didn’t do anything about it. And I’m still kicking myself because of it.
TAG: Hey hey it’s fine. Don’t worry about it too much.
Peggy: Well TAG that’s the thing about being a mom, we’re always worried. So for that I’m going to say this to you here and now. Even though I should have said it to you about a year ago… Welcome to our family TAG. You Are Loved.
TAG didn’t say a single word. All he did was look at Peggy and slowly started to smile.
Peggy: Well… That’s all I really needed to say…. Now if you need me I’ll be in the kitchen, cleaning up the place little before I lea-.
But right as Peggy got off the couch, TAG immediately hugged her and wrapped his arms around her waist as tightly as he could with out harming her. Which was not easy for him to do.
TAG:……. Thank you.
In response, Peggy smiled and then hugged him right back.
Peggy: You’re Welcome TAG….. You’re Welcome.
And while TAG and Peggy were having their nice little moment together, we then see Samev’Annali peaking through the door with a tear in her as she saw the whole thing.
And there you have it everybody the end of our story.
THE EN- Oh wait there’s more?!
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We then cut to an entirely new location where we see TAG wearing a tuxedo and sitting on a little folding chair, in the middle of a poorly lit studio set.
TAG: Hey there everyone TAG here. I’m hoping that all of you enjoyed that little story that we made and hope that you got something out of it. Laughs, Cries and maybe even some Thrills. But even though we like to keep it light and fun on this channel, we still feel like it would irresponsible of us to not take the time to talk to you all about a very serious issue. Running Away From Home… Yep that’s right ladies and gentlemen. For you see, even though this is a fictional story that was separated into five parts and posted on Furaffinity which probably means that like what? Only 10 to 15 people are gonna be reading this?
Master Zedarioth: Hey TAG! Stick to the script.
TAG: Alright. And even though this is a fictional story about a little robot running away from home, it was still a story about a kid running away from home. Statistics show that over uh… A large percentage of people in America run away from home. Kids, teenagers, adults, old people with Alzheimer’s, babies, people who are on fire, dogs, cats and even pet turtles all run away from home. And it’s an issue that we need to start thinking about today, right here, right now, at your house. So the next time some one asks you to run away from home, just say no and run away… To your house that is. And if you wish to be more involved in the cause, go to this website at https://www.please don’t run away from your home because it’s not cool.com and contribute to their Patreon. Because we need mone- I mean they need money. I know I’m doing my part. Are you?
???: You can count me in.
TAG: What The? Dylan Minnette?! What the hell are you doing here?
Dylan Minnette: Well TAG as a 25 year old who played a high school student on a Netflix series. Me and the cast would also take part in contributing to a serious cause that we were partly responsible for. And now I wish to be in the spotlight again to help out with any form of cause because I need the work.
TAG: But this isn’t even real. I’m not even real. I’m just a cartoon character that’s just doing a parody of something for a goof… Get the hell out of here you plastic faced weirdo!
Dylan Minnette: Oh Please TAG. Please let me stay here for a little while, I don’t wanna go back to L.A. My producers keep me prisoner in a cold dog cage, in their basement and only feed me vegan cheese and nutrition bars through a paper tube. My poops are so small and firm that they can fit in little empty bean cans that they have scattered all around the floor.
TAG: No! Get away from me!
TAG then started to run away as he was being chased around the studio by Dylan Minnette.
Dylan Minnette: Did I ever tell you about the time I first auditioned for Don’t Breathe? It was awful. I mean Stephen Lang was nice, but Jane Levy would beat me senseless on a daily basis and also force me to poop in empty bean cans.
TAG: I Don’t Care!
Dylan Minnette: And now I kind of like pooping in empty bean cans. Its the only thing that brings me comfort anymore.
TAG then grabbed his folding chair and used it as a shield against Dylan Minnette.
Dylan Minnette: And during the production of season 4, Brain Yorkey would secretly sexually harass the lead actor off set.
TAG: I thought you were the lead actor in season 4? I thought you were the lead in all the seasons?
Dylan Minnette: Now you're getting it.
TAG: HELP!
THE END.
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