Alduin, Optik, and Lazer were walking together on a hot day. It was about 97 degrees outside. Alduin turned to Optik with sweat dripping down his face.

Alduin: It’s...so...hot.

Optik: Yeah.

Optik’s face was also dripping with sweat.

Alduin: Wait...how are you...sweating? Your a flatscreen TV.

Optik: ...It’s best not...to question it.

Alduin: Oook.

Lazer: Are you two doing alright? It’s looks like you’re about to pass out.

Alduin: We’re good.

Lazer: Ok, if you want, I can provide you with some nice air conditioning.

Alduin and Optik look at Lazer with a surprised look.

Alduin & Optik: Air conditioning?

Lazer: Yes, my body was designed to have a built-in air conditioner to keep things warm or cool.

Alduin: Wait...did you say built-in?

Lazer: Yes.

Optik: Let me guess...it’s in your belly?

Lazer: Yes.

Optik: Hmm...sounds like a trick.

Lazer: What do you mean?

Optik: You want us to get in there so you could digest us.

Lazer: No, I would never do that to my friends. This time I won’t do it.

Alduin: I’m fine...getting in there. As long...as I stay cool. I can’t take anymore of...this heat.

Optik: Same.

Lazer: Ok, gather in front of me.

Alduin and Optik faced Lazer forward, as he opened his mouth and swallowed them both.
As they made it into the stomach, the air conditioner turned on.

Alduin: *sigh* That’s much better. Lazer, let’s head home.

Lazer: Affirmative.

Lazer started walking back to the house.

Optik: So how long is it going to take?

Lazer: Probably around 25 minutes.

Optik: Dang, that’s a long walk.

Alduin: Yeah, but at least we’re safe in here.

Optik: That’s true.

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15 minutes had gone by. Alduin and Optik were still inside Lazer’s stomach, nice and cool, even though it was a bit cramped.

Alduin: Are we there yet?

Lazer: Almost. We still have a long way to go, but we should arrive in about 10 minutes or so.

Alduin: Oh ok.

Lazer looked down at his enlarged belly. He put his hands on it and started rubbing.

Lazer: How you guys doing in there?

Optik: We’re doing ok, it’s a bit cramped, but it’s fine.

Lazer: That’s good...well, except the cramped the part.

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10 minutes pasted, and Lazer finally made it to the house.

Lazer: We have arrived at our final destination.

Lazer opened his mouth and spat out Optik and Alduin.

Alduin: Yay! We finally made it home. Thank you, Lazer!

Lazer: Your welcome.

Optik: Well I’m glad that you kept you kept your promise of not digesting us.

Lazer: Yes, that it for a different time.

Optik: What?

Lazer: Nothing.

The end.

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