That is brilliant! An IQ test for the masses!

lol shame im not allowed to do it.

I LOL'd.

Tab, back when I was at 7-11, it was crazy.
One day it was super windy, and the most popular door was the one that opened up and was in direct perfect position to act as a sail for the prevalent windstorms.
I piled boxes in front of this one door (the one with no locks to keep it shut while the other one was open). I built a barricade inside blocking the door, and outside piled up boxes of antifreeze to indicate to people that something was wrong.
TWO different people tried opening this barricaded and signed door, after stumbling over the boxes of antifreeze, and obviously aware of the extreme high-speed winds that day. TWO!!! ~_~

I have faith in humanity. Absolute faith that they will never learn to read obvious signs, no matter how many tries we give them.

I get taht all the time. i stopped one guy from whining that the door was always locked in this manner:

him - why do you keep switching the doors on me??
Me - I told you why several times, Albert. Its not my fault if you wont listen.
him - but you're screwing people up doing that. you should change it back right now.
Me - ok fine. but ill need your phone number and mailing address.
him - what? why?
Me - So I have somewhere to send the bill when the wind rips the door off its hinges and we have to replace it.
him - .... ah.

Ahahahahahaha.... may I do this at McDs?

lol sure!

LMFAO

2 Years late because I failed to find your comic sooner, but still relevant. I work at a laundromat where the doors are automated to unlock in the morning to let the early-birds in before someone is there to play attendant; occasionally one of the locks will bind a teensy bit. Typically just enough to annoy grannies with RA from being able to use it. But for some magical reason people will insist on pushing the door near the hinge side, smack middle of the glass, or try to kick it open at the bottom corner. Any one of these improper uses makes it bind horribly. But without failure, when i show them the door does in fact open when you push the handrail that spans the door in the area nearest the latch side, it magically opens with minimal effort, so little in fact, someone with an armload of clean laundry can 'roll out' the door without stopping. Makes me wonder if we should put a door knob to let people know what edge to push. . . *hangs self from ceiling fan* X-P

*is currently reading through all the comics*

Man this.... I really wish I could do this..... but for the people that try and com in after hours..... "OUR STORE HOURS ARE 9AM TO 8PM, JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE LIGHTS ON AND EMPLOYEES AROUND DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE OPEN!! GO HOME AND COME BACK TOMORROW"

ugh i know right