"Father, Mother. Hi. This is Emily. Today is my first annarversary as The Avenging Vixen. I hope that you are proud of me. So far my promise to rescue the citizens of Eboracum City from crime have been spendid. Ralph and Alice have been fine, too. So is Ms. Vulpes. She has been talking a lot about you two since you've left."

"That sweet Detective in the Eboracum Police Department haas benn doing well himself. You should have met him, Mommy, Father. He has a good personality. He very similar to you,Father. 5'8, very smart, can speak Spanish, has a degree in law and medicine. He is as smart as I am. Why just this Tuesday, I just saved him a group of powerful superterrorists he was trying to stop from assasinating the mayor. Then the day afterwards I went on a date with him as Emily. It was embarrassing trying to hide my identity from him,seeing I had to hide the scars I had gotten on my face. They say beauty never tarnishes, but not when a good girl works hard to rescue the man that she loves with all her heart."

My face is all healed and back to its sexy self again, Mom Father. I'm sorry that I didn't get to save you from Ugly Lorrie Johnson. Thanks for providing me with the inspiration of The Avenging Vixen."

Emily FoxyGerald, aka The Avenging Vixen, shivers, cries and howls mournfully into the lightening as she lays her incrediblly superstrong but quivering paw on her Parents' tombstone.