Ever since Bowser began making the consumption of cattle steroids mandatory for his troops, they seem to have become much more sluggish than one would hope. Even the once fit Hammer Brother seems to now be nothing more than a Hammer Blob.
Maybe if they keep getting bigger, they'll become to large and squishy for Mario to scale.
Maybe if they keep getting bigger, they'll become to large and squishy for Mario to scale.
Category All / Fat Furs
Species Turtle / Tortoise
Size 1280 x 703px
File Size 100.5 kB
Perhaps so, but King Koopa might've either
a) required them to eat food laced with cattle steroids as well, or
b) decided that lakitus are better suited throwing other things at Mario. Bob-ombs, perhaps? Or maybe they can just float around uselessly with a 1-up mushroom on the end of a fishing pole like they sometimes like to do...
a) required them to eat food laced with cattle steroids as well, or
b) decided that lakitus are better suited throwing other things at Mario. Bob-ombs, perhaps? Or maybe they can just float around uselessly with a 1-up mushroom on the end of a fishing pole like they sometimes like to do...
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