Here I am talking with someone off-camera about a recent fishing trip on which I caught a shark. I swear to god man it was totally a shark, it had like fins and was gray with huge gills and these CRAZY TEETH and it was like OM NOM NOM and I was like fuck get away from me! Point is, that there was this dude who rented me the boat and he TOTALLY forgot to warn me that there was a giant hole in the bottom, so by the time I was done wrestling the shark the boat was practically sunk! Anyway, I got to the side of the water and the asshole is like 'you stole my boat and drilled a hole in the bottom! are you crazy!?' and then he called the police but who would actually believe that a seven foot tall hoofer dog with horns stole his boat to wrestle sharks in?

Anyway I think he's in a hospital now or something.

Generalwoundwart captured this lovely moment; you can see his flickr stream at http://www.flickr.com/photos/efrafra/