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Hello planet Earth, I'm the Drumming Raccoon!
I came here to sing y'all a funky tune
I traveled many lightyears to tell you all
That your evil empire is about to fall
Some of you are cool and I wanna party down
But y'all are just fucked up beyond a doubt
In another universe we'll meet again to foil this curse
Until that time, listen to the rhythms of a scavenger...
***
So yes, this is the first rough draft of my introduction song for my new album, "Creatures of Desire." The full album is going to take probably another month or two to record, but it'll get done as long as I can stay alive and survive homelessness by couch surfing and being very tactical with my sleeping bag.
Anyways, I guess I should come clean to all my friends and fans out there.
I initially came to your planet intending to destroy the human race. However, it only took one good look to determine that most of you were already doing my job for me, so I hijacked a body at a furry convention and started playing music. I want to perform and do crazy shit to bring people together in the spirit of unconditional love through wild untamed entertainment, and hopefully someday, inspire you to evolve into a respectable race of beings worth annihilating... or at the very least, worth partying with.
(C) 2010 by Evan Locklear
I came here to sing y'all a funky tune
I traveled many lightyears to tell you all
That your evil empire is about to fall
Some of you are cool and I wanna party down
But y'all are just fucked up beyond a doubt
In another universe we'll meet again to foil this curse
Until that time, listen to the rhythms of a scavenger...
***
So yes, this is the first rough draft of my introduction song for my new album, "Creatures of Desire." The full album is going to take probably another month or two to record, but it'll get done as long as I can stay alive and survive homelessness by couch surfing and being very tactical with my sleeping bag.
Anyways, I guess I should come clean to all my friends and fans out there.
I initially came to your planet intending to destroy the human race. However, it only took one good look to determine that most of you were already doing my job for me, so I hijacked a body at a furry convention and started playing music. I want to perform and do crazy shit to bring people together in the spirit of unconditional love through wild untamed entertainment, and hopefully someday, inspire you to evolve into a respectable race of beings worth annihilating... or at the very least, worth partying with.
(C) 2010 by Evan Locklear
Category Music / Other Music
Species Raccoon
Size 120 x 113px
File Size 2.74 MB
You know, it's a funny thing about intending to destroy all humans.... It's really hard o.o
There were these people here before them.... some of 'em thought it was cool that sentient life was developing naturally here and wanted to cultivate it, others didn't really care for that.... Me and my sibs were built to cull and overtake humans, most of us chose to cultivate them instead. That's what I've been trying to do for..... yeah, a long damn time now.....
There were these people here before them.... some of 'em thought it was cool that sentient life was developing naturally here and wanted to cultivate it, others didn't really care for that.... Me and my sibs were built to cull and overtake humans, most of us chose to cultivate them instead. That's what I've been trying to do for..... yeah, a long damn time now.....
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