what other instructions do you need? all you do is cook the burger like you want to eat it.

I'm just a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to things like cooking, so I'd figured the instructions would have had something equivalent to "At 'w' temperature, it will take around 'x, y, and z' minutes to reach rare, medium, and well-done respectively." (Or whatever sort of completion measurement you'd use for frozen foods.)

Instead, I got what would be best paraphrased as "Cook them until they're done," with no additional information of any sort. That's all well and good if you've made them before and know what you're doing, but, if you haven't, it's kind of like buying a Gundam model kit, pulling out the instruction guide and it just saying "Build it. :D"

i see what you're saying. it's frustrating to fly blind cooking something and waste the time/money

YahooMaps Trip Directions: Drive until you get there.

PRO TIP: To kill the cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies.

To win game, score the most points.

Nice dude. :D
...Wait, no it isn't. I'd be pissed too. In fact... I'm pissed for you! >:O

Also, your comic version of yourself looks so cute with glasses. X3

XD i loled

lol

I love the fourth panel so much ohmygod it needs to have my babies.

The fourth panel has asked me inform you that it is pregnant and that you are the father. <3

*asked me TO inform you

FFF. Typos.

Tiger/comic babies! What'll they look like?

I have experienced this exact moment.

INSTRUCTIONS, MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU HAVE THEM! Kudos to the Shaft Reference x3