I tried to install "Final Fantasy XIV" for research purposes, and ended up juggling two laptops (one with a dying battery) in a hot car that itself had a major software problem, to abuse a nearby gym's wireless connection, to download the game.

I had to abandon a commission because I wasn't at all up for writing wacky humor. Later I asked for possible new stories to write and got... humor ideas. This was my attempt to do something at least related to one of those. Never got a response to it.

Where I left off in FFXIV, I was playing as a magic-centric class and literally beat a golem boss with my eyes closed by mindlessly spamming a basic attack spell and a heal spell. Most of the gameplay could be automated.