art by  panapoliz
Joey This Oshawott belongs to me.

So, I saw these really adorable free to use icons drawn by Hypnosiswolf of an oshawott suit and decided to run around on twitter with it for a while. I got really into it and felt like letting people decide my fate with a poll. Simple rules: each vote adds a number of days ranging from +1, +3, or +7 days. There's a fourth option that lets ya remove a day from the suit sentence but there's a twist to it. If the fourth option got over 50% of the votes the suit would be permanently locked on.

Well, Joey (swamp wallaby form) kindly was shoved volunteered to be put into the Oshawott suit for this fun game. Lots of squeaking and muffled whining from the small wallaby. Not like anyone could understand them once the suit was zipped up and the thick rubber padding effectively muzzled them, giving them dark goggles as their only viewing port into the outside world, and the only hint of their really desperate expression underneath the dumb big permagrin.

The poll backfired and now I am paying for it in a VERY EXTREMELY huffy way. <3y

Now they're just applying some epoxy glue to the padlocked zipper, going all the way down so that it bonds and permanently seals them, and fills the keyhole so the padlock can never be unlocked again.

Permawott. Yeah, it's gonna be permanent. At the very least the swamp wallaby's out of action...maybe the others too? I love having the species be more ambiguous to fully zone in on the whole "you're not gonna be recognised as your species on the outside anymore" thing. But by default, as you can see, swamp wallaby markings might just barely be visible through the dark oshawott goggles. It's fine though, I never even posted the refsheet of the wallaby form here. They're better remembered as just a dumb squeaky permawott. <3