Yes, ladies, as they promised, you have a career for life! All your food and shelter needs provided free of charge! All it took was a mostly painless medical transformation to a human/chicken hybrid. Your job requires very little effort; just lay your quota of eggs and you're good to go! Plenty of free feed plus all the worms and bugs you can find!

Well, there might not be a lot of room for advancement, but it beats being a meth addict in Appalachia, or a sex worker in Detroit.

And guys, a job here might not pay much, but where else can you have a no-strings relationship with such a variety of hot chicks? Literally!
Situations like that are as rare as hens' teeth!
I mean, these ladies put out! You get a LOT more than just a peck on the cheek, if you know what I mean. Well, you may well get that in the bargain, so keep those band-aids and a bottle of iodine handy.

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