This is the car brand designed for men. Big, beefy, loud, and insecure. Emperor aims to create the most macho and therefore largest vehicles in the market with engines that sound like they are about to blow, just so an insecure brat like you can rev their engine at a school zone. Don't be discouraged by our bravado, however, we make vehicles also for the lovely ladies who are soccer moms, are too good at softball, or have really bad credit scores, and these are a few of our magnificent vehicles featured in bad ass films:
Emperor Mammoth - Ranto's Rudimentum (2020)
You don't have to worry of running out of space with your kid's sports equipment in this beast. This is the widest and largest vehicle with our brand name. It is enormous! So huge, you might spend a little longer trying to find Timmy in the backseat, but don't worry, you'd be late to soccer practice anyway, as it is our largest vehicle. We didn't even bother investing in weight reduction or more power. This vehicle has the horse power of a rusted station wagon on top of it's massive weight so don't ever expect to go above 20 MPH, just be grateful that it could fit 1000 lbs of your overweight family and still run.
*Inspired by Dodge Caravan*
Emperor Doberman - Literally everywhere
This is your dream car. The fiercest looking vehicle we have ever designed. It is capable of reaching 180 MPH but with the kind of customers that frequently buy it, it will spend most of the time roaring, which it can do. Because for those of you tiny dick pricks who like revving your engines at 3 AM in a residential neighborhood, we made sure this car had the loudest engine yet, only second best to the sound of a Boeing 747 taking off. This car is the best for the insecure predators and macho bovines who beat their wives and typically wear a badge as an excuse to beat up innocent people. This car is the icon of the Emperor brand. It is our proudest and manliest creation!
*Inspired by the Dodge Charger*
Emperor Mammoth - Ranto's Rudimentum (2020)
You don't have to worry of running out of space with your kid's sports equipment in this beast. This is the widest and largest vehicle with our brand name. It is enormous! So huge, you might spend a little longer trying to find Timmy in the backseat, but don't worry, you'd be late to soccer practice anyway, as it is our largest vehicle. We didn't even bother investing in weight reduction or more power. This vehicle has the horse power of a rusted station wagon on top of it's massive weight so don't ever expect to go above 20 MPH, just be grateful that it could fit 1000 lbs of your overweight family and still run.
*Inspired by Dodge Caravan*
Emperor Doberman - Literally everywhere
This is your dream car. The fiercest looking vehicle we have ever designed. It is capable of reaching 180 MPH but with the kind of customers that frequently buy it, it will spend most of the time roaring, which it can do. Because for those of you tiny dick pricks who like revving your engines at 3 AM in a residential neighborhood, we made sure this car had the loudest engine yet, only second best to the sound of a Boeing 747 taking off. This car is the best for the insecure predators and macho bovines who beat their wives and typically wear a badge as an excuse to beat up innocent people. This car is the icon of the Emperor brand. It is our proudest and manliest creation!
*Inspired by the Dodge Charger*
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