An entry for a contest held by deathbustereudial103. Theoretically, I was supposed to put "Klaatu Barada Nikto" (or "Klatauu Berada Nikto") in the story itself, but I couldn't fit it in without killing the mood (and that's not nice, because moods have feelings too). Fortunately, I was informed that putting it in the description would work fine too.

Also, it was a wordcount minimum of 2,000. I put in 5,208 because I don't know what moderation is.

Anyway, I've decided to start interleaving the newer stuff with the older stuff while uploading my backlog onto here, so that is why it's being uploaded now despite having originally been uploaded much later than part 47 of the Red Rescue Team LP.