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Happy Birthday to Pety!!
Well, today is Pety's birthday.
I drew him with two of his husbandos,Ten & Kenji in speedos.
Anyway, Happy birthday to him~~!
Well, today is Pety's birthday.
I drew him with two of his husbandos,Ten & Kenji in speedos.
Anyway, Happy birthday to him~~!
Category All / All
Species Dog (Other)
Size 1100 x 887px
File Size 840.6 kB
I have a funny situation for this too:
Petyaorlov spends a lot of money on wrinkle removal, cosmetics, hairstyles, clothes on his 29th birthday and when he feels he has brought out the best he can, he is very thrown away and sets off for the city. First you buy from the newspaper and then when you pay:
- How old do you think I am?
- 35.
- 29! he says, leaving smugly.
Also at McDonalds, when asked when paying:
- How old do you think I am?
- 42.
- I'm exactly 29!
He walks almost in the skies when he sees an old gentleman at the bus stop.
"How old do you think I am, sir?"
"Look, sir, I'm over 80, my vision isn't very good, but I have a sure way to pinpoint his age." If you allow me to reach under your t-shirt, I can tell you your exact age.
Petyaorlov did not expect this, but he was very curious, so he agreed. They retreated behind the bushes, the old gentleman slipped both hands into the dog's T-shirt, gently walked around, lifted him, touched him, the dog man was already beginning to be impatient:
- So?
"Mr. Dog, you're exactly 29 years old."
Petyaorlov couldn't believe his ears.
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I was in line at the McDonalds."
Petyaorlov spends a lot of money on wrinkle removal, cosmetics, hairstyles, clothes on his 29th birthday and when he feels he has brought out the best he can, he is very thrown away and sets off for the city. First you buy from the newspaper and then when you pay:
- How old do you think I am?
- 35.
- 29! he says, leaving smugly.
Also at McDonalds, when asked when paying:
- How old do you think I am?
- 42.
- I'm exactly 29!
He walks almost in the skies when he sees an old gentleman at the bus stop.
"How old do you think I am, sir?"
"Look, sir, I'm over 80, my vision isn't very good, but I have a sure way to pinpoint his age." If you allow me to reach under your t-shirt, I can tell you your exact age.
Petyaorlov did not expect this, but he was very curious, so he agreed. They retreated behind the bushes, the old gentleman slipped both hands into the dog's T-shirt, gently walked around, lifted him, touched him, the dog man was already beginning to be impatient:
- So?
"Mr. Dog, you're exactly 29 years old."
Petyaorlov couldn't believe his ears.
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I was in line at the McDonalds."
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