I finally have found a solution to my price point problems. I've never had anything that I could sell in the "casual buyer looking to spend around five bucks" niche, but now I do!

Meet the finger fuzzies. Available in dozens of colors, they start at just $5, which gets you pretty much what you see here. They can be customized with ears, tails, and custom colored eyes for just $10. They're lined with comfy fleece, and come in a small size, suitable for children and many adults, and a large size, suitable for people with wide fingers.