Mommy came in and she caught me red-handed
Playing with crayons some more
Picture this, they were scattered all across the playroom's floor
Drawing on the room's wall
Arted on the bathroom floor
I had tried to hide it
From her with my tiny little body
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me.

Aaaaaaaaand I'll see myself out now, after giving an hint to my age with this horrendous parody. X3