This just in. The big green alien man of Mars has gotten a new look, and is even bigger, badder, and better than ever! Flodsnard Glodsnarf VII, ruler of Mars, rules the planet with an iron fist. For many years, he, his wife and five children, the Glodsnarf family name, and the Martians have since lived in luxury and comfort, while the alien races of Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune have lived in slavery - anyone who refused to do their biddings faced death by either execution or their most beloved pet, Chub-Goriath! Yes, Flodsnard Glodsnarf VII is all kinds of things - the biggest and strongest of the Martians and leader of their planet. He is tough, powerful, sinister, yet charming and likable, for he is the Martian's most beloved leader. Now, when he gets aroused or enraged, he (and other Martians) change color depending on emotion. The most interesting thing is that he and other Martians can puff themselves up to larger sizes any time and at will, whether it be self-defense, sleeping, or trotting around the planet from city to city in less time. Take a look and enjoy.
Full name: Flodsnard Glodsnarf VII
Age: 378
Height: 30' (and it varies)
Weight: Heavy
Blood Type: Purple
Favorite food/drink: Freshly cooked meat & Martian wine
Ice Cream flavor: "So, this is ice cream? Interesting...it would have to be ALL the flavors."
Hobbies/Interests: Ruling the planet, giving orders, fighting, muscle flexing, cuisine
Prized Possession: His family and empire, Chub-Goriath
Most Hated: Slaves that don't do their job
Frequently used lines: "I am Flodsnard Glodsnarf VII! Ruler of Mars!"
"Chub-Goriath, time for din-din!"
"Get to work slaves!"
"Anyone who refuses faces death!"
"This Earth culture is very interesting."
"I love my job."