RED SORCERESS: “Is she a sorceress or a stripper?”
WITCH: “Tell me about it. This is a respectable guild. What would it do for our reputation to let her in?”
ELF MAGE: ”Sorry girls, she’s passed all the requirements to join. Besides her father’s a dark lord. What can we do?”
GOBLIN MAGE: “Hey, I know a troll we could feed her to!”
HOT SORCERESS: “Oops, I popped out again!”