Hay peeps,

As many of you likely know, I have been under a massive amount of stress from my work, mainly from my dickhead boss.
Unsurprisingly, things have only gotten worse, and I'm thinking that really need to find a new source of employment.
However, this idea popped into my head to leave behind a little "gift" when I do finally get a new job, and the gears in my head started seriously turning something fierce. >:3

I cooked up this design in my head over the last couple weeks, and I actually would very much like to see it come to fruition before I do leave this miserable job.
I've actually already got some microcontrollers, relays, and the push/pull solenoid. And because I was looking into another project involving memory chips, I've also acquired a universal programmer that can program the microcontroller! I can even use one of the EPROMs from my other project if I end up needing more memory space! (or I could stack microcontrollers... I'll make a note of that)

All I need now is a C compiler, and to learn how to program the microcontroller I got, and I'm ready to start testing!
I can probably write some code using my Raspberry pi in Python, however I'm not particularly familiar with that language. Then again, it's been years since I wrote any program in C (or any programming for that matter)
The software for the programmer I got can only accept binary, intel hex, or motorola format, so I need to use another software to be able to convert human readable programming language to one of those formats (probably a binary file)


Anyway, the basic idea is that around the time I turn in my two week notice, I'll hide this little surprise in my boss's office. Then, when it goes off, it will release an unbearable stench that will likely plague his office for days, or even weeks! And I will already have been long gone, possibly long enough that my boss wouldn't even consider me as a suspect! Not that he'd be able to do shit about it, especially since I plan to design it to prevent any actual damage to company property. >;3

For the stink fluid, I already got just the product for the job! You may have heard of it, it's called "Liquid Ass," and believe me, it is RANK!
Just one spray of that shit can stink up an entire room. Just imagine puncturing the bottle!
And my boss's office is such a mess, it should be pretty dang easy to hide this device where it will go undiscovered, maybe for years! >;3
And what's even better, is that they will probably not cut my access to the camera system, so if I keep track of the time the device will activate, I'll probably be able to look at the cameras, and see the reactions to this delicious little surprise! >;3

I think the biggest challenge I may face is the timer. 8 Million seconds is a rather insane amount of time to put in code, and the microcontroller I got has very limited space. I may have to get creative with how I write that in. maybe create a series of loops for seconds, minutes, hours, and days? Then when the day increment reaches 93 the relay is tripped? That could work! I'll have to play with the microcontroller though.

Sweet, sweet revenge!