My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk,
Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk,
My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh,
Me and my axe cut biggots spinal cords in half,
My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back,
Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack,
My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him,
Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain
~ My Axe by Insane Clown Posse.

I keep this thang on me when I dont have my guns handy.
A couple months ago this fucker came in Handy. Some guy ran me off the road making an illegal u turn and got pissed that I flashed my high beams at him and followed me home. He was real big and bad till i pulled this thing out, then he started stuttering and calling me a bitch.
Got back in his car and left real quick.
Fuck around and find out 🤣