I had let my mother's dog outside so he could do his business. We have a motion sensor light and he's a small dog.. I wave my hand in front of the light and I felt a web..

I closed the door and as soon as I did that.. This thing shows up on the glass, outside.

I swear, it must've tried to catch me as it's prey. The feelers were HUGE.. I looked closer, thankful that the glass was between us and I saw FUCKIN' HUGE ASS fangs!

I maneuvered the flash light for a better look at him and he spread out like he did, I swear, I think one of it's legs tapped at the glass to see how thick/hard it was. I watched it and I swear it tried to break through the glass door to get at me...

Noben... Come and get your spider and put it back in it's colony... In your basement... You Spider Leader you...