I got the monologue from a poem I found online, after doing a google search for "horrible poems".
In the audience is my first comic character, Samurai Onion Man. Sitting at the back is a stormtrooper.
If you look closely, you can read what's written on the newspaper. It's a post I took from my livejournal, about a really huge dump I took.

Specs Warner, other characters & artwork � Ronald MacKinnon 2006.