First drabble. At least I think that's the term. I think I can just copy and paste it here. Needless to say it's very short. I hope you get a laugh out of it.

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The fox opened the bottle.
“Free at last!”
The Fox's mouth fell open.
“A real genie?" The fox asked.
“Yes and you have three wishes!” Said the genie.
“I wish for unlimited gas!”
"Granted!” The Genie said with a clap.
The Fox farted a thunderous, roaring fart.
“Aughhh! Hey what gives?” Another fart ripped through the air.
“You have unlimited gas!"
“I meant for my car! I wish I didn’t make that wish!” Griped the farting fox.
"Granted! One more wish?”
“Crap! I wish you’d go to hell!”
“Oh noes! Granted!” The genie then disappeared in a puff of smoke.