Of course you're gonna get blood poisoning by inserting Pepsi into your veins..

Any doctor in the world would've used Coca Cola, obviously. It more medically responsible. :U

But Pepsi is sweeter ;o;

*starts donating to medical science to decrease the lethality of Pepsi*

oh nooss Elena is gonna turn into a pepsi dragon fox... with a logo on her forehead.

Man, I think you're pretty sweet already. If you keep this up random people on the street might start to call you "sugar". There's no way you'll get blood poisoning, as Americans have quickly replaced water with Pepsi (and other such products) as their main source of hydration. What's more likely to happen is gas embolism or something. That's nasty. So remember to shake your Pepsi well before injecting, sweetums (see, it's starting already!).

I love those eyelines, they really give an inebriated expression, and that heart! <3

xD

*starts wiggling and begins to inflate from all the carbon dioxide bubbles*

OH SHI-

Screw septicemia, I still want this x3

xD *hands a pepsi IV drip*

join me in the blood poisoning!

-stabs into arm... WITH A VANGEANCE :U-

WHOOOOOO..O..ooo......

*collapses*

-has a seizure in which he hallucinates about the Safety Dance-

*surrounded by flies*

The Ghostbusters poke at you with their proton gun things :3

*is all cool and ghosty* MUWAHAHHAAHAHAHA *sucked in*

... >:[

Everyone goes out for a beer, the random slime ghost releases the Containment Trap by accident~~ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-...

person: ...what...is this feeling..is there a ghost here??!?!
me: DERP! *makes the pepsi levitate*

Everyone becomes a derpa-serp-derp monster and dances around the pepsi - which might have looked tribal if they hadn't been doing the maccarena o.O

Don't you know that the maccarena is the offical dance of all satanists? 8D

I didn't know that Satanists had an official dance, but this makes sense and~~ holy crap! It all makes sense now, how could I have been so blind?! D:

YOUR MIND HAS BEEN AWAKENED TO THE TRUTH O___O

Ohnoes! I'm melting, meeeeeeeeelting! -disappears into a terribly hidden trap door-

... 8D *puts a brick on the trapdoor and wanders off*

Do you got a Root Beer ID?

IV. Blargh.