I'm three months pregnant, and after three ultrasounds its very pretty much confirmed that there is no baby.

To a curious and very confused stranger on SecondLife, I explained "The baby's home grew, but the baby didn't." To this they questioned, "Oh. Will you give birth to the baby's home then?"

After reeling from the stranger's impossible suggestion, I finally just exclaimed to a friend, "I saw my ultrasound the other day! I'm laying an egg!"