And how will you fund this?
*holds up a pen*

most likely furry pornography

I see, so you counter the lowered tax with selling furry pornography?

Yes. By 2016 Dog Girls plan to have all U.S. infrastructure replaced with cheaper and safer furry pornography. This new resilient infrastructure can be sold for large amounts of money, thus eliminating outsourced jobs and eliminating our national debt.

And what will happen when all your oil runs out and the fonds go dry? Will you have repayed the massive debt to China?

After our national debt has been paid off, furry pornography will be used to solve our energy crisis. Dependency on foreign oil will end as furry pornography begins to substitute coal, natural gas and oil for the nation's energy. This cleaner and more powerful energy source will be used to power factories, businesses, homes, and vehicles across the country.

But who will manufacture this porn? Would it not require many workers?

Furry pornography can be found in abundant reserves on the internet. Many jobs will be created when this pornography is extracted from a massive tubular reserve called the internet, where it can be traded as an asset or used for fuel domestically. Though tedious, extraction requires very little effort from potentially millions of workers: only large amounts of time is needed for the extraction of this invaluable resource.

And this "Internet" won't it ever... Run out?

The internet is not only virtually limitless, but actually creates furry pornography at an exponential level over a small amount of time. Furry pornography reserves have actually increased one hundred fold over the last 10 years, with predictions of this massive resource doubling in 3 years. While extraction techniques are limited to web browsers and torrent sites, top scientists hope to find more efficient means of harvesting this pornography within the next 5-10 years.

But as basic laws of this world apply, nothing can apear out of nowhere. So how does this Internet have a seemingly endless supply?
And what if it causes enviromental damage? Like SUV's and Hybrids? (South park ftw :3)

Internet structure and capacity remains an intensely studied subject and scientists still can not explain how much space the internet has. However, the current theory of furry pornography growth states that when a single unit of furry pornography is released into the internet, forces called 'fan-art' and 'art trades' begin to change the structure of the source unit. A mysterious force called 'commissioning' begins to replicate the original pornography, where the pornography becomes either a 'erotic comic' or a 'portfolio.' It should be noted that counter forces called 'criticism' and 'drama' often times cause furry pornography to vanish inexplicably. The use of furry pornography does not pollute or destroy the environment. However, extraction establishments are know to use large amounts of paper and lubricant products.

(( In reality, the Internet is running out of space XD And they can't update it ))

And paper is made from trees, which in time would have to hurt the enviroment, and lubricant products would differ from manufacturer to manufacturer. But since it will elliminate the use of fossilized fuel, I guess it will go. But what about the protestors against this "Furry porn"?

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY BUT DOG GIRLS HAVE OTHER PRESSING MATTERS TO ATTEND TOO. *kisses random baby*

VOTE FOR DOG GIRLS 2012

All right then, I'm sure I got all that I needed. To bad I'm not a journualist *Mumbles the last comment to myself*

I can't really see how much further that convo can go lol

Indeed, but it was the most fun I've had in ages *bows*