Afan: Coffee come here a second, taste this pear. That greasy goober over there is trying to say these are local bartlett pears, this is clearly a conice pear and there is no way it grew around here because ..

Coffee: Oh my Gosh! You're jealous because she is talking to another man! That is so cute!

Afan: What! No, look you can smell they used ethylene to ripen this in shipp...

Coffee: kick his ass! Go fight for your woman!

Afan: Plum isn't my woman you lunatic! We're um... Complicated

Coffee: but she will be when you give that goober a beat down! You'll get all that big mamma loven.

Afan: how are you under the impression the world works like that?

Coffee: Are you going to stab him? That is so romantic!

Afan: Ha ha What? Just give me a second to process what you just said! Seriously what is wrong with you?

Coffee: Daww, this is just like a faerie tale!

Afan: I really have to know what faerie tales are you talking about?

Coffee: the Mabinogion!

Afan: I need to check out your library some time. Wait, do you think Plum likes that guy? She could do way better.

Coffee: you mean yourself don't you? See I know what's up, go shank him!

Afan: Stop no, that isn't what I meant Ya'Allah Coffee, why do I try talking to you about things?

Coffee: because I'm you best friend!