Name : Will (Willoughby)

Species : Cartoon weasel

height: 8.9 feet

weight: 900 pounds (mostly FAT)



Bio:

Think about Deadpool, if he was big fat cartoony weasel that.... huh ?

*huge fat fur stomps closer and closer *

*mppphhh !*

*Massive weasel sits on top of narrator with fat rear *

Ahhh, much better ! Thanks for the nice seat C "Kushion" heheheh ! I know what your thinking, this weasel boy was meant to be a funny animal guy, but this Lardo just smooshed this guy with is blooming ass. Anyways allow me to introduce myself. Call me Will T. Weasel, your local living cartoony greedy fat bastard. You heard me right, I Living cartoon character ! You know , I can squeeze and stretch, can’t die with things smashed in my head, blow my self (get that idea out of your head ) to make huge fits and make he giant etc. How this happened , I will tell you this.

Bla bla bla.....Discovery of a special ink in squids that behave like stem cells....bla bla bla....gene spliced it and a weasel because....bla bla bla....classified stuff.....bla bla bla.....discovered that this GMO is just like Willoughby the weasel.....bla bla bla.......Big Hollywood producers used me to save money to show me do toony stuff rather then to redraw the characters over and over again in the animation industry.

Could you ever believe that I used to be a cute little brat at one point ?


I just hated to be the goody two shoes hero that is just sooo boring with simple stories, being nice, huhhhhhh ! Thinking about it make be puke.

I just rather have fun, cause trouble and eat....ALOT ! Mostly fish and clips and haggis, yes that stuff is good once you give it a taste. And some others who rubbed me the wrong way as a grown bigger and fatter off camera. But they have no use in protesting, nobody can notice or hear my more....live squirming meals. My gut makes a great sound barrier thanks my added body fat.

*buuuuuuuuuuuurppppp*

Oh, your welcome, hehehhhehehhh.

But you know, I feel kinda bad that many animators and creators are treated like total trash who made cartoons about me. Being laid off to have cash by after I came along after big Hollywood executives found me. Why should we wasted cash by sending it overseas and use pen and paper where we can start filming with a cartoon character already in irl. They thought with dollar signs in there eyes.

As far as I know with my original creator, he gave up me and my name copyrights to his (and me ) creation to the studio in order to let in order for me to be “known”. Its up to the studio what happens to me to be “cute” with little to no say about my part. If you don't do what the studios wants; they will kick you off your production and give it to some one else or if the creator has a lot of respect and reputation, they will give it to others who are much easy to control. Working overtime or free, threats with termination and replacements if deadlines are near that can cause anyone to go mad.


So after such, what ever will a big bad fat mean old weasel could do ? I just locked them all in one room with the new “creators” executives and Producers who try to run. The ones who try to make me funny, innocent loving and stupid, and send them all to three places of mine .

In my mouth.....

Down my throat.....

Into my belly......


Yum X3

*licks his drooling jaws*

But they all didn’t all when to waste, they just blown up by big fat ball belleh all nice and soft. After they where digested of course...... they where ALL my food.


As you can tell I’m no hero. I’m just a fat bully who like to get payed to nom worst bullies. And I found being like a mercenary is a lot more fun. Like being a hungry Santa Claus except I eat the little brats and take there presents AKA cash.

Speaking of such......

*Big weasel smirks as he pat's his sloshy hungry enormous gut,*

Guest it’s time of for my next snack on my menu. Your lucky your not on my menu CK, but your made a good seat.

Try not to move so much next time, even if it felt good for my glutes.



(C)