One day I was cooking Au Gratin Potatoes and a song just hit me. I have no idea where the tune came from, but I remember hearing something beautiful, with harps, flutes, and a piano in the background. And the words you see here above. I figure it might be an original song, since I couldn't recall the name of the tune. And it sounded like the kind of song a young Barry Manilow would sing, as far as what I had heard in the thought. All I can say is that the whole idea was just so silly I had to write it down. Basically, this is a song about Wile E. Coyote, an Ode to the most hapless genius of the cartoon world.