Now, Quentin let Shiro run off from his house, teaching him a lesson: no clothes for nillacoons. Now, Shiro had a permanent derp moment from that tickling - he forgot that he used to be normal, so now, he saw coins as "shinies". And that's why Shiro is Shiro.

What does this have to do with the Navy? The giant Navy will strip you of everything to make you deal with the world's realities while making you on a permanent derping trip.

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