PLEASE FAVE THE ORIGINAL HERE: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40113304/

While discussing with Bari on how to attract more business, the young and ambitious deer mentioned Seemir could put himself behind a stand and charge a dollar for the privilege of booping the naga innkeeper's snoot. "Oh, sweetie, that's a little silly," he said, "no one would wanna pay that much for a simple boop." But, to humor the tiny buck, he accepted and started a trial run. The next day, Seemir set himself up at the stand, with Bari offering assistance in handling the finances, and was surprised to see himself proven wrong. In the hundreds of years Seemir had been running his business, and many thousands more on adventures across the multiverse, nothing was as profitable with so little effort as the boop stand. But Seemir is not one to be needlessly wealthy. He has plenty of friends, a good fulfilling business, and countless memories with which to reminisce from time to time. Which is why he decided to use the boop stand as a fund pool to help those in need, whether it'd be a mother and her two children in need of a room to stay for the night, a weary traveler who has fallen on hard times, or another local charity working tirelessly in the aftermath of a disaster.

It has since become tradition to mark the first Monday of every month with a full day at the boop stand.

My good friend  baristdeer was kind enough to doodle out a fun idea of Seemir setting himself up behind a boop stand. That fox may look a little nervous, but I assure you, they perked right back up when they realized why Seemir and smol Bari were running this promotional stunt. ^,..,^

Artwork, random fox, and smol Bari by  baristdeer <- do fave the original (link above) and give this wonderful coffee-deer a watch :D

Seemir Brandy the magic-handwaving naga cleric turned innkeeper belongs to me!