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Quest 1: The Book
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Tabitha crossed her arms and shook her head, "Tabitha does not know if Tabitha will fit in there". The gang stood before a grotto sealed with a single flimsy door, Noah approached it and attempted to turn the handle yet it crumbled to dust at a mere touch, much to Noah's disgust. "I don't... I don't know if I want to go in either". Noah peeped, he turned his head up towards Tabitha and back at Evan. "We can't leave poor big old Tabitha out here all alone!~". "Hey healer boy, Tabitha is only 2 years older, Tabitha is youthful and precious" Tabitha snarked back. Evan smiled and rolled his eyes and proceeded into the cave, unsheathing his sword and letting it's blue glow guide the way for him. "I'll be back in just a moment, don't go off getting a divorce or anything while I'm gone" he said as he disappeared into the darkness. Tabitha and Noah sat down for a moment while planning their next move. "Maybe Tabitha should get a divorce, Tabitha gets half of healer boy's money" Tabitha grinned at Noah. Noah tried to hide his smile. "Tabitha we're not married"

Bones and limbs and skulls flew everywhere! Evan swung his sword left and right, down and up, back and forth! By the time Evan manages to squeeze Tabitha through the entrance Evan will have reduced the dangers of the cave to a mere dust pile of calcium. His only regret is that skeletons don't react to his quippy insults.